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Angela

07-13-2006, 05:18 PM

To T and S (two people at work),

You know what F**K YOU BOTH!!!

S, you're just an egotistical a$$hole who complains about doing his job, and then wonders why we won't give you any work. I've hjad it with your sh*t and aggravation. Thank god the boss will be back on Monday--he can deal with you!!!

And T, the email you wrote to our boss, behind my back (thinking I wouldn't read it even though you sent it from the general mailbox--well, you're not as smart as you look). You can go f**k yourself as well. I thought we were getting along well. I though we were working okay together. And because S doesn't want to talk to me, and wants to deal with you instead (you've known him for TWELVE YEARS!! I've only known him for SIX MONTHS!), I'm suddenty incompetent and can't do my job well, and should be FIRED FOR IT?!?!?!?! Are ya kidding?

And I'm not going to lose my job because you think I should. So, go f**k yourself, you s**t.

Whew, I feel better.

MsJessica07

07-13-2006, 10:57 PM

Can something please work out right??? PLease??? Anything?

Can I get something accomplished? I can't do everything by myself!!!!

RadishWife

07-14-2006, 09:04 AM

I have two (2)

Dear Daughter's Bio dad

Please fall off the face of the earth! I have always left the door open for you to see your child since she was born, you chose to see her at birth, at one and then be more constant when she was three and then you started dropping out again. My daughter is almost 13 now and dose not put up with shitty people at all in her life, she thinks you are a joke and yes when you tell her that you wish that you did not have to pay childsupport and that your life would be so much easier if you did not have to, she tells me this. She thinks all you care about is your money and being a lazy lieing a$$ that you are. You promised her a HORSE last month and I was on the verge of killing you for that, you can not keep a job and I can not aford an animal that lives for 25-35 years.. you tell her you will call you dont, you tell her you will come pick her up to see a movie...you dont. Last call you made was to tell her that you were going to move to Vegas and get a job...GO do it! Her is a little secret for you, she wants to be adopted by her step dad that she considers her dad but she dose not want to lose her sister... you are a sad sack of a person...please just go away and if you can wait 2-3 months between calls why not just stop calling.

Dear MIL and FIL

I love you guys so much! I want you two know that we are so happy to be giving birth to your grandchild that will carry on the last name and really love you guys for everything you do. Please know that when you get here and I am sore and tired and breastfeeding I will be a little upset if you decide to criticize my husband your son about how he dose things because he is a grown man and not a child... I will have to say something if you do. Please just be civil.

Poloke

07-15-2006, 04:03 PM

Mom-

Stop asking me to help you and MAOH plan MY bridal shower. I'm sick of it, and I told you I would really like to just show up and be suprised. Is that so hard? I know your heart is in the right place but I should not be involved at all in the planning of my shower.

ahhh, that feels better

Poloke

07-17-2006, 10:27 AM

Oh yeah I'm back...*sighs* again.

Maid of Honor- You're more like a minion from hell. Just bite me. Suck it up princess its my wedding and we are doing things OUR way, not yours. Quit trying to take over and being so freakin dramatic, its old and worn out. Seriously, BITE ME.

*Ashley*

07-17-2006, 06:44 PM

Why do you always say the meanest thing you can think of to me when we fight?

Deidre98

07-18-2006, 12:16 AM

FH, I love you more than anything but we have already invited 85 people to the engagement party with all the RSVP's being yes. I asked you from day 1 who you wanted to invite to the party and you told me you just wanted your family and BM there. Why, a month before the party, after the invitations go out, do you want to add more people??? My brother's house can't handle any more people!! As it is, we are going to be using the outdoors to fit everyone!!! I am seriously going to throttle you on this one!!!

Maria 05

07-18-2006, 06:47 AM

Why did you call me that?

*meghan*

07-18-2006, 01:51 PM

Dear Mother:

Why are you upset with me because I went to visit your sister and your parents this past weekend? Are you upset that I didn't visit you on my way home? I just saw you 2 days before that trip! I won't have any other time to see them before the wedding and they live much further away than you do. I know you are still depressed from your surgery, but you can't do much until your leg heals completely. Don't try to make me miserable in the last 3 months before the wedding.

Sincerely,
Your Loving Daughter

*TanyaJeanne*

07-18-2006, 03:03 PM

Do you even work here anymore?

Poloke

07-18-2006, 06:00 PM

Not a vent, per say but here goes.

Aunt M, I really wanted you to be with me and mom for the gown shopping but I do understand that you just booked cheap flights for vacation and it so happens that b/c of that you'll be gone when we go shopping. I'm gonna miss that once in a lifetime shot at that with you...maybe this will be a bonding moment for just mom and I.

Thanks for trying to make it though!

june_3_bride

07-19-2006, 01:07 AM

why is it that when I got this job, you told me that there would be a lot of down time, between drivers, and that I should bring a book to read? But everytime you see me, you tell me to go and find something to do? it doesn't make any sense! No drivers in= nothing to do!

PurpleFlower

07-20-2006, 02:09 PM

Stop laughing and having fun... Do you want this place to be like a funeral home? Some of these people will be spending their last moments here and you want us to not cheer them up. Screw you. You don't pay me enough to not have some fun at work!!! oh and get use to me taking days off and not working as much because I am going back to schoo soonl!

KathyandJer

07-20-2006, 04:33 PM

I can't wait till the day I can tell the company I work for to "Take this job and shove it". But I probably won't have guts enough to do it :(

Kya

07-20-2006, 06:16 PM

DEAR BFF(Best F***ING Friend)

I don't know what is going on with you and I am kind of annoyed..not annoyed pissed the F*** of that you have not called me in 7 days.
We talk mostly everyday and for you to avoid me, my text messages, phone calls to your house, cellphone, and even leaving voice messages is down right dirty. Okay so you moving to Georgia with a man you just met, and you feel like your soulmates after just three weeks.
Yes I had a problem, but now it's your problem and not mine!!!!!!!!1
Your supposed to sing at my wedding and when I called today you have to either hang up in my ear, and or you cell went out.

Which leaves that you could've at least called my azz back, from the time I called until now. But, its all good sweetie.

DEAR FFMIL(Future F***ing Mother In Law),Yeah you are going through what the flock you are going through, but it is not my problem. At the same time stop taking what the hell your going through out on other people. It's your mess and your dam marriage.

But, for you to plaining always want your way and when people do not see you eye to f***ing eye. You're mad and really upset, oh the f*** well.

Happy Birthday July 21 to you and have a miserable day!!!

MrsRea

07-21-2006, 10:56 AM

Oooh boy, I have needed to get some stuff out...

to certain people at my work~ I am so freaking tired of doing everything here and Im just not going to do it anymore. I dont care if you think I am b**ch because of it or not. I am tired of dealing with your attitudes and you just need to get a freaking life. Yall are in your late 30's and you act like you are in high school. GROW UP!

now to certain lovely so called friends of mine. I am tired of dealing with people who dont understand the "real" me. I am a very caring person and most of my friends see that, except for the ones who dont realize it because they have their heads in their butt. I am sick and tired of trying to nice all the time and dealing with mean evil people.

from a song by the dixie chicks "Im not ready to make nice, Im not ready to back down, Im still mad as hell and I dont have time to go round and round."

PurpleFlower

07-21-2006, 01:19 PM

OK If i knew what was going on with my loan I wouldn't have called customer service! Don't treat me like I am stupid, I'm not I just had some questions that YOU are suposta answer! I can't believe you just treated me like that!!

mrs.g

07-21-2006, 02:33 PM

Dear DH’s closest friend,

I have always respected your and DH’s friendship, since you were friends before I came into the picture. However you are not respecting our marriage or my husband. I understand he is your best friend and therapist. Yes he has helped you find your way and you still need his assistance with your new way of life/thinking. DH’s business hours are Monday through Friday 8 AM to 5 PM Pacific Standard Time. You can call as many times as you want during those times, just make sure you use Cingular cell phone so you don’t use up our shared minutes. Stop interrupting my evenings and weekends with him. You have your OWN husband, so go and tend to him.

While I’m at it, don’t offer to include me in a three-way call with my MIL & DH if you’re going to do it without me anyway-especially after I told you DH and I were going to do it together. I’d rather not be included to begin with. It was a slap in the face to learn that after you made that offer, you decided to call MY DH and call my MIL without me. It was an even bigger slap in the face when DH picked me up from work to hear you guys on the phone with my MIL, once again without me.

Quit intruding on my family please.

Spank You Very Much

*TanyaJeanne*

07-21-2006, 03:13 PM

:hissyfit: :ohreally: :hopmad: :dope: :hammer: :shakefist: :girlfight: :hissyfit: :hissyfit:

thats how i feel.

Kya

07-21-2006, 03:19 PM

:hissyfit: :ohreally: :hopmad: :dope: :hammer: :shakefist: :girlfight: :hissyfit: :hissyfit:

thats how i feel.
I must agree with you too Tanya!!!!!!!!!

BFF has not even called me and I declared today the last day of trying to contact her.

rowanmayfairs

07-22-2006, 02:54 PM

The gov/assistance here in Oklahoma SUCKS

My neighbor has NEVER worked a day in her life (she's in her early 20s) due to "back" problems. She is a thief and trouble maker. They had a house built for her mom by public/gov/cherokee nation assistance.

Her mom NEVER lived there..she died in a nursing home a few weeks after it was complete.

Now a few months later the daughter continues to live in this brand new house.

Me and James are working HARD ..We struggled to get approved for a house and we struggle to pay bills.

James was having HORRIBLE headaches, dizziness all the time (and they still continue). We can't afford health care for him. $60.00 office visits to the dr. then $2700.00 MRI test.

Then this week James took off work early on Wednesday to find out the results of this test. The Dr's office calls an hour before the appt to reschedule for Friday. So he missed half a day of work for this.

They want him in at 1145am on Friday. Once again they call an hour before the appt on Friday. The hospital LOST James MRI results. Luckily we don't have to pay for the test again. But its going to be Tuesday or Wednesday before he gets his results. He has to MISS another day of work cause of the hosp/dr. The dr's are causing James to lose money.

If they can't find the answer on the MRI they want to run a $3500.00 test !!

We can't afford the medical bills he has racked up now.. We are going to be paying $80.00 a month for 3 yrs !! Thats a long time to pay for a test.

I called about possibly assistance in medical bills.

I was told for James to quit his job and apply for hospital charity and if we didn't qualify we would still have to pay it back.

We dont' qualify for any assistance cause he makes more than $9,000 a year. I even make more than that.

The gov doesn't care if we can't afford medical bills and still pay for our house and cars.

I am lookin to get a second job cause we owe $600.00 for our wedding and must have that money by our wedding date or we don't get a photographer, rings or a church.

I can't find a second job in my area.. I will have to drive 30 minutes.. and that equals GAS money..so if I got a second job I would have to work full time so half my check can go toward gas. I don't want TWO full time jobs..

So do we manage?

I have no clue how we are going to keep form losing everything at this rate.. Gas is too high to drive 30 minutes for a few days a week.

I stopped sleeping naturally a week ago.. I bought tynenol PM so I could sleep of a nite. I lie awake every nite stressing over how to pay bills and not lose everything...

James is working overtime at work when possible and is doing extra jobs at work to earn extra money.

I am going to get married in September come H*LL or HIGH WATER .

I dont' want the gov to support me..I just need a little help.. and we can't get any.

I know plenty of woman that keep popping out kids to qualify for assistance. But I am not pregnant or have kids or have a deadbeat husband so I don't qualify for anything.

Poloke

07-24-2006, 10:08 AM

Dear ******,

I realized the gown didn't do a thing for me, but don't be calling me a friggin linebacker to get your point across that you don't like it andd that you think it doesn't flatter me a single bit. You know, deep inside...I do have feelings, and that kinda hurt.

*Ashley*

07-24-2006, 03:06 PM

Dear *****,

Please, for the love of God get a handle on your life. Please. You're on a downward spiral and have been for the past couple of years. You can't go out and drink all the time, you have no money -- zero, and that's what the bank told you this morning when you went -- you actually OWE them. You have got to grow up -- it's not funny anymore. You have bills to pay and you have to eat -- you make a good living, so how is it that less than 10 days after payday you're BROKE?

Now, FH is lending you the money to get your car out of tow since you got it towed last night. You realize you now owe him over $400? You're never going to pay him back, or offer, are you? It's not the money that bothers me, he can afford it and who am I to tell my FH how to spend HIS money -- it's not ours yet and I wouldn't want him telling me how to spend mine, but it's the fact that you won't even OFFER to pay him back and you haven't -- you've owed him over $200 for six months and haven't even thought about paying him back -- you say "put it on my tab." My FH is not your personal bank, you friend ***** is not the "bank of *****" and you don't treat people like that. It's not right and you are NOT a good person.

Now, we're having to feed you for the next week until you get paid because you're broke? So the money I'm spending on food for me and FH is now being spent on you as well. Not to mention a couple weeks ago when you and your flavor of the week came over we spend almost $100 on food for us to all grill and have a good time -- thanks for offering to bring over the 6 month old chicken, but I'll pass.

Please go to AA. Please, please, please, please go to AA. I really honestly think you'll be a better person if you do. You need to go. You have a serious drinking problem -- YOU ARE BROKE. FLAT BROKE as a result of your drinking.

Please get help,

Ashley

Poloke

07-25-2006, 03:07 AM

Dear cousin.

Stop calling me at 1am drunk off your @$$ and telling me how your life sucks. You left your hubby, you took your kids and got addicted to speed. Hubby took you guys back and tried to get you sober. You did but then you adopted alcohol as the replacement. Now, you're a raging out of control drunk.
You call me crying that you are miserable but will not enroll yourself in AA or any other help. Then you start on me about our wedding and that I never took your feelings into consideration, that i never thought to ask you to be a bridesmaid or take any part in the wedding. O, and being pissed at me because your four kids are not invited to the adult only reception....whatever.

I didn't ask you to be in the wedding because you live 2500 miles away, have a family to take care of and at the time, had a career. You were always too busy to pick up the phone and say hi. Amazing how no matter where I moved to, no matter how far away, I always made time to call and keep in touch. It must not have been so important to you so why do you complain now that I took all of that into consideration in making my decision who stands for me at the wedding?!
Cut me a break. Really. I had to unplug the phone because you kept calling me back at like 3 am tonight. Dude it was my birthday. Did you even remember? NO. I'm just so sad, pissed off and tired of your drunken A$$ shit anymore.

Just go away and leave me alone, I have a old friend who does this to me about her heroin addiction/rehabilitation...and I've begun to notice that she's a fair weather friend only. Why do you do the same thing to me? I've had enough of this treatment from you and from my old friend that I'm about at the point that I don't want to talk to either of you anymore....

*TanyaJeanne*

07-25-2006, 09:08 AM

I suck.

Janelle

07-25-2006, 07:31 PM

OOO...

Dear SIL,
Please stop thinking that you are the only one that matters to my brother. He does have family that was there long before you ever came into the picture. Honestly, I don't think you ever liked any of us, you were just trying to get into my brother's head that we were horrible nasty people...
I wish he would just leave you, since you made him change his entire life. And for your son, he is going to have a great life, since he doesn't know his grandparents, great grandma, or his aunts and uncles.
W

Dear Brother-
Please grow some f'ing balls and tell your wife to go f herself...and come back and be yourself again. We miss you. We do not miss her. She is evil and has changed you way too much. Marriage should not mean that you have to give up everything that ever meant something to you, including the family that supported you through all the shit you have been through.

stephs

07-26-2006, 11:38 PM

Mother,

I do understand that you are paying for alot of our wedding, but that dosent mean you can change anything and everything anytime you feel like it. This is going to OUR wedding Not yours. Stop trying to contol everything. Thanks a whole f*** of alot for telling me you started handing out invitations with out me knowing it, or to some people who werent on our list. Yea and the stupid guest list, you just had to add people that i dont like, i dont care if there family or not. But you dont get it, and im sick of listing to fh bi*** about it when i tell him something changed because of you. He picked a few things that him and i talked about, like dress pants, and then oh no you had to open your drunk ass mouth and say they could wear jeans.

Im so sick of this just back off.

~LeAna~

07-27-2006, 07:53 AM

MOH,

I think you are selfish and self-centered. I can't believe that you canceled on our vacation that we had planned for 6 months 3 days before we were supposed to leave. I was mad and you apologized profusely only to find out the next week that you plan on going to NYC on the weekend the we were going to have our Bday party. We have a party every year and we planned this back in March.

I know you have a boyfriend now, if you can even call it that. You were sleeping together long before this and he's going to ditch you when someone better comes along, just like he did before. I understand that you want to do things with him, that's fine. When we lived together though, you would be mad if Tim even came over. I never ditched out on plans with you to do something with him. You were flat out rude when he came over, he woudl say hello directly to your face and you know what you would do? Say nothing. Absolutely nothing.

You think you're so much more important than everyone else. If you're not happy then it's the end of the world. It is not everyone's duty to be sure that you are happy all the time. So they changed the meeting location from a bar to your boyfriends house. Tim invited you to the bar. Maybe your wonderful boyfriend should have told you he decided that he decided to have everyone at his house. It was HIS party!!!! Instead, you were mad at Tim.

You're too full of yourself. You have a crappy job, your father is in jail and you have the NERVE to judge other people. Self-absorbed b****!

Krissy

07-27-2006, 11:01 AM

Dear ****,

You act like a skank, plain and simple. You put nasty pictures of yourself up on myspace in order to draw attention from guys. Do you really think that attacts the kind of guy you'd really want? Come on. Give me a break. I'm sure you're a nice girl, but no one wants to get to know you. Act like a respectable adult.....please?

mrs.g

07-28-2006, 11:52 AM

*****,

I sure hope you feel better after getting that off your chest.

Maybe if you stepped back and looked at the ENTIRE situation, you’d see things from a different perspective. I was sitting in that chair before you guys got to the club. I didn’t do anything wrong last night. I socialized with everyone from my chair, including my husband. You made the choice of sitting where you sat and your involvement with everyone last night, not me.

As far as the incident of the front stage, your boyfriend was first to go up to the front stage, I went next, then S****, then you. Every individual made their own choice to go up their; no one was dragged by anyone.

You are entitled to feel whatever way you want to feel-that’s you’re right. If you’re ‘f***ing pissed off’ that is your choice and so be it. However, I’m not going to allow your decision to be ‘f***ing pissed off’ affect me. I had a wonderful time last night and I won’t allow you to take that away from me. I won’t allow your decision to be ‘f***ing pissed off’ hurt me because I didn’t do anything wrong. You are only hurting yourself being ‘f***ing pissed off’.

Each individual has their own personal space and the choice of allowing who, if anyone, invades it. You made the decision to let me invade yours last night and I guess I’m still invading it this morning (even though I haven’t done anything wrong). However, I’m not allowing you to invade mine. Feel the way you want to feel, but I don’t appreciate you taking that tone or using that type of language with me.

I hope that you are able to feel better soon because being ‘f***ing pissed off’ isn’t very healthy for you.

By the way and regardless of whether you care or not, I still love you.

C

This is what DH says I should write:

*****,

You are entitled to feel whatever way you want to feel – that’s you’re right. But I also have that same right and my feelings are that I didn’t do anything wrong last night.

I hope that you are able to feel better soon because being ‘f***ing pissed off’ isn’t very healthy for you. ;o) Regardless of whether you care or not, I still love you. Hope you have a great weekend.

C

Edited to Add: Grow the f**k up and quit being so damn insecure about yourself. You had no right taking out your insecurity out on me. I'm going to be the bigger person and just drop it.

MsJessica07

07-28-2006, 01:11 PM

Dear FH,

I love you very very much.

Please get a f**king cellphone. I'm sick of having to call your employees to get in touch with you, or better yet, waiting for you to call me. It's driving me nuts. Just do it, and make our lives easier.

That is all.

*TanyaJeanne*

07-28-2006, 01:23 PM

Dear ****
I can't wait for our meeting. I have so much to say!
me

Kya

07-31-2006, 02:56 PM

Dear******,******,******, & *******

Stay out of my life and my business unless I put you into it, and I haven't.
Now you have only one more time to get into something that has nothing to do with you, and stop putting in your input. This is not a threat it is my promise that I will literally have to confront you. And get it all out on the table before I explode. And we all know you and whom ever don't want that to happen in a million yrs.

Okay

Okay

Bye!!!!!!!!!!

Baconsmom

07-31-2006, 11:23 PM

Dear Mom,

I love you. I'm very, very, ridiculously grateful that you and Dad are paying for this wedding. And I've told you that you can pick out whatever you want for food, and drinks, and flowers - but you know I'm a musician, and you've heard me complain about those "singers", so why did you ask them to play my reception? Now I'm in the difficult position of telling them they suck, and telling you no f-ing way - but all nicely, of course.

Using an iPod is not the same thing as playing a mix tape on a boom box. If you're unclear about the technology, I can show it to you. I can let you pick out songs you'd love to dance to. Just please, don't make me use substandard hacks and be embarrassed in front of all my multiply-degreed musician friends.

*Ashley*

08-01-2006, 11:30 AM

Dear ******,

PAY US BACK. NOW. Over $500 is ridiculous -- $250 of which has been owed for almost EIGHT MONTHS.

Grow up you miserable cow.

Me

Kya

08-02-2006, 05:07 AM

Dear EX-BFFof almost 14 yrs

Well, its been since July 13th that you stood me up on your last night in the state. And I called, texted, left messages, and even called your family members. And this is it Eff'ing came to you not calling me back.

Your supposed to sing at my wedding, were supposed to be Bestfriends, and I have been there for you. Regards of all the things you have done to yourself and everything else.

But, its all good sweetie!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Deidre98

08-03-2006, 11:02 AM

Why can't people call and RSVP like the invitation says????? Yes, it does apply to you and no we are not psychic so we don't know if you are coming or not unless you RSVP!

~Sara~

08-03-2006, 11:59 AM

Dear MIL-
I really appreciate everything you've done for me and DH..I really do but sometimes you just talk without thinking. My mom had been agonizing about what dress to wear to the wedding and was afraid that her dress wouldn't be "dressy enough". So when you came up to her at the RD and said "Becky, I'm really sorry but I'm going to be more dressed up then you at the wedding"....didn't really help. Also, please try to cut your apron strings...your little boy is MARRIED now :heee:
Love, your new DIL

mrs.g

08-04-2006, 11:29 AM

You are such a horomonal insecure b***h. Grow up and get over it for goodness sake. I can't wait until I don't have to ever deal with you again. You're pissed at me for being laid back and happy! WTF?! And just because you're not a morning person doesn't mean I can't be happy myself. I will say good morning to anyone I choose to; I don't care if you're not a morning person. Close your freaking door if you're so d**n miserable.

I'm so tired of this joint.

Where's my DH? Come and rescue me prince charming!!!!!!

Deidre98

08-04-2006, 11:48 AM

Kelly

08-04-2006, 12:35 PM

Dear Neighbor,
please quit coming home at 10 o'clock at night and blaring your car stereo and please quit revving your engine all the time , every-single-time- you start it up, it's irritating I hope you blow your engine up..
:)
~kelly

*Ashley*

08-07-2006, 03:54 PM

Go away ulcer in the bottom of my mouth -- YOU HURT!

*TanyaJeanne*

08-08-2006, 04:16 PM

:hissyfit: :firemad: :girlfight: :hammer2: :ohreally: :hopmad: GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!

That's all I have to say again....only 9 more days of this!

*meghan*

08-08-2006, 04:50 PM

GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR on this damn cheapa$$ company and all your stupid rules! And you can't figure out why your pharmacists don't stay here long! You'll be sorry when I'm gone, suckas :evillaugh:

*Ashley*

08-08-2006, 09:16 PM

You have no money. NONE. You had to borrow from us then you OWED the bank money. You're thousands in debt, you have two tickets in other counties that you didn't listen to me on when I told you that you won't be able to get a new license (beyond that you had a DWI) and you go around bragging that you're Best Man in our wedding -- I'm not exactly proud of that.

You're buying a new car and your top three choices are Infiniti, Lexus and Acura? STOP TRYING TO KEEP UP WITH MY FH -- you make MAYBE half what he makes a year (MAYBE). Why don't you consider oh, I don't know, a savings account? Then, instead of relying on your friends constantly to get you out of tight spots you can be self-sufficient. Because that's the LAST TIME we're bailing you out. Unless you learn the hard way, you're apparently NEVER going to learn.

~Tala~

08-08-2006, 11:54 PM

Only 17 More Days Of Living With You!!!!

*meghan*

08-09-2006, 11:43 AM

GAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!! Why are you people so effin' incompetent that you don't understand a word I'm telling you about your insurance????? If you'd open up your f&*(#$ ears and LISTEN for once in your life, I wouldn't have to be mean to you to make you understand. I hate this place.........maybe only 2 more months?!?!?! :banghead: :hopmad: :firemad: :shakefist: :hammer2:

Aubrey

08-09-2006, 11:47 AM

Dear asshats who feel the need to ride my ass while I'm driving into work,

Ok. I could care less if you're speeding along to work, as long as you keep a reasonable distance from me. If you get up in my ass because you want to go faster, you know what? I'm not going any faster than I am. Feel free to blow by me when the road changes from a two lane to a four lane, but until then, slow down! When driving on a road with multiple stop signs, I'm not going to go a crazy speed like you.

It's not going to kill you to go a bit slower; you'll still arrive at your destination.

Love and kisses,
Aubrey

BrightEyes

08-09-2006, 03:01 PM

FMIL-

Calm the hell down and stop worrying about what everyone thinks of you, the guests don't get to decide things, Bart and I do.

FMIL's friends-
you don't get to choose who comes, get a life and over yourself. I personally would be perfectly happy if you didn't even come, much less your hellion children or neighbor's cousin's dogsitter.

BrightEyes

08-09-2006, 03:05 PM

FMIL,
I know you are just trying to help but telling FH that our wedding registry is a reflection upon you and it is tacky to have these items on our registry just stresses him out even more. Butt out! You already got married, twice, to be exact and you already helped FSIL plan her wedding. So let us plan ours the way we want, not the way you want!

Love,
FDIL

My FMIL is doing the same thing, she doesn't seem to understand that it's pointless to register at Macy's if we hate everything at Macy's! We don't have the same style she does. ARGH!

Deidre98

08-09-2006, 03:56 PM

My FMIL is doing the same thing, she doesn't seem to understand that it's pointless to register at Macy's if we hate everything at Macy's! We don't have the same style she does. ARGH!

It's good to know my FMIL isn't the only one who is doing this!!!

Beth

08-09-2006, 04:35 PM

Dear MIL,

STOP BITCHING ABOUT EVERY LITTLE THING! Yes, we want to build a new house. No, we will not live in an apartment for a year to save up money. No, I am not living off of Matt's money. I quit because I was put on anti-anxiety meds and wanted to become a freelance designer. BTW, I've been on Lexapro since March and you have no idea because you haven't bothered to ask. I feel like you don't consider me a part of the family. You made that abundantly clear when you forgot my birthday. I've only been with your son for 6 years now, and yet you treat both of us like crap. We're 24 years old, married, homeowners, not in debt, and extremely happy. I can see how we be such disappointments to you.

FIL,
You're wonderful. I couldn't ask for a better FIL. You've come over to help us with the house time and time again; never once complaining or telling us we're making a mistake. Thank you.

PS: How the HELL do you put up with her?

rowanmayfairs

08-09-2006, 08:43 PM

James has horrible headaches and dizziness.. The dr ran all kinds of tests and determined it was a brain infection. they gave him antibotics. He is still having them.. We spent $2700.00 in medical bills and I think the Dr is WRONG. (actually we will owe that..and the bills haven't come in yet, but we will be making payments for 3years on them).

Dr. Bills
Regular bills
James headaches
LATE PERIOD (negative test)
Wedding planning
Tonite my dad cut his face open when a sheet of tin feel and cut him open.

My mom is currently at the hosp with him.. I can't get ahold of her to find out whats going on..

I am getting married next month..and feel like i am just going to break down and cry and scream !!

I had to come in to the office and work while my mom took my dad to the hosp so I can't be there or go there to find out whats happening.

James calls every 30 minutes to an hour to check to see if I found anything out yet.

Last week I caught myself severly raising my tone with my kittens..I am so down to earth, grounded and calm normally..

I am so ready to get married so that will be ONE LESS STRESS/ONE LESS WORRY :)

Poloke

08-10-2006, 03:37 AM

To the Gown shop I was supposed to go to Saturday:

I can understand that you are moving, yeah thanks for the call 3 days out. Um I called you on monday, and you told me I still had an appointment for Sat., then Wed. you call and cancell that and tell me its a big "free for all" blowout sale (no appt's needed) at the shop on Saturday. Oh, I've only been hoping to get this gown shopping done for like a month now. You guys knew damn well you'd be moving for over a month... well before I made my appointment... why didn't you say things then? I would have come in earlier!
When on the phone w/ you Wednesday, I asked what selection you had in my size- 3 gowns! 3!!!! That's so not worth driving a half hour to see, besides none of them have sleeves like I am looking for. I'm just disappointed, really. I waited a long time to go to YOUR store and now, when its my time, you guys fold up shop & move. Ya'll suck.

I've made an appointment at your biggest competitor's shop across the valley.Didn't do it out of spite, but for the big selection they have there. I seriously hope they are nice and have my dream dress at the right price!

Kathy

08-10-2006, 01:02 PM

Dear FH:

I don't get mad because I'm not seeing you for a week, because it's been like that for two years and I'm used to that. I get mad when you can't make me a priority for the few minutes we're able to talk during the day - I'm not going to talk about my day when you're having conversations with other people and just saying mm hmm to me. You know I don't get mad over little things, but I wouldn't call barely communicating for 5 days a little thing. Stupid band camps for three stupid weeks ... and stupid only calling me after I'm already asleep.

:complain:

Poloke

08-10-2006, 02:22 PM

Today I am glad they caught that terrorist plot about the planes. That would have been horrific if it had unfolded and been carried out.

My aunt flies out tomorrow with her entire family for vacation. I hope/wish/pray that they are going to be okay, going and coming back home. Also keeping anyone who is traveling via plane in thoughts because of this incident. we need not live in fear, but you can't help the worries.

*meghan*

08-11-2006, 06:41 PM

Dear Female Customer:

Stop giggling when you ask where the tampons are located. OMG, tampons, heeheehee......grow up! It's a TAMPON!

Dear Old Male Customer:

Don't tell me about your bodily functions. If you are bleeding from an orifice that normally doesn't bleed, I am NOT the person that can help you. It's called go to the emergency room.

Dear Grouchy Female Customer:

I'm sorry that we don't carry Sudafed anymore. I'm sorry that you have a sinus headache, but you're giving me a headache from your incessant whining. If you want Sudafed, go across the street to Walgreens.

Dear BM:

For the love of your mother, PLEASE call or email my sister! She has been trying to get in touch with you for 3 days now, and you can't take 5 minutes out of your day to call her? I have also been trying to get in touch with you and well, I see how that's going! I have a Bridezilla hidden deep inside of me, and I'd hate to bring her out of hiding.

Maria 05

08-21-2006, 08:37 AM

Dear PIL the only people you are hurting are yourselves your son and I actually feel sorry for you.

Dear customer please do not switch off the computer when you are finished please read the sign.

Dear female customer please do not come in here on rollar blades I have told you about that.
Dear *^$£&^ you are barred thank you

Krissy

08-21-2006, 08:50 AM

Dear Dept. of Education,

Please send me my frickin' certification! I sent it to you almost two months ago! Where is it? How long can it take to cash a check and put it in the computer? This better not effect the beginning of the school year for me. I did what I was supposed to do in a timely manner. Now hold up your end of the proccess.

*Ashley*

08-21-2006, 11:47 AM

Dear _____

Please go away! I'm trying very hard, please go away so I can stop feeling bad about myself!

Thank you for listening :)

Poloke

08-21-2006, 02:56 PM

Dear BM,

Your brother (my FH) has been calling you all week to talk to you about some important things. We know you work 2 jobs somedays but damn could you have the courtesy of returning a phone call on your day off??!!

Its really pissing him off, and it bothers me to see him like that.

Beth

08-21-2006, 07:43 PM

Dear Kitty,
Your poop stinks! Please just *try* the new food I bought you.

I still love you to pieces,
Mommy

*Ashley*

08-22-2006, 10:32 AM

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lalalola

08-22-2006, 11:10 AM

stupid people and their big mouths......wish i could trust someone i work with....but nope, gotta watch every word that comes out of my mouth

Deidre98

08-22-2006, 11:34 AM

Dear FMIL,
Yes, we know that FSIL used to be a wedding coordinator but please stop shoving her down my throat!!!!! When I am ready to ask for help, I will but for now, we don't even have a venue yet so why would you constantly keep reminding us about bridal shows and how much help FSIL can be with them????? When we pick a location, then we will decide when to go to a bridal show in the area of where our venue is. And, if I want to, I will invite FSIL to come with us. For now, butt out and let us deal with real life stuff since that is more important than a wedding that is less than 2 years away!!!

Love,
FDIL

MrsRea

08-22-2006, 12:42 PM

Dear *certain* people in my life that used to be my friends~

I made my decision several months ago. I will NOT deal with your crap anymore and I dont want to argue anymore. GROW up and realize what is really going on. You might want to really ask your boyfriend what he has been up to lately and why you got a freaking disease instead of playing it off as no big deal. He is such an idiot and is the lowest piece of scum in this world! He will continue to cheat on you for the rest of your lives prolly and you have no idea. come on...

Im just glad we are not friends anymore. My life is so much happier that the two of you are out of it! ugh...

mrs.g

08-22-2006, 01:27 PM

It's been almost 3 weeks and you're still acting foolish. Just because you are insecure and have issues with your boyfriend doesn't make it right to take it out on me. I didn't do anything wrong that night, so grow the f*** up and get over it. If you want to continue taking it out on me, that's your decision - but I will NOT let it bother me. However, I STRONGLY suggest you make sure you put your personal issues with me aside while doing business. If your unprofessional attitude continues, I will take it to the next level.

Spank you very much.

Other coworker: Quit smacking your gum so loud, it's freaking DISGUSTING & ANNOYING!!! Didn't your mom teach you to chew with your mouth closed? Fine if you want to do while you're alone, but please be considerate of your coworkers!!!!

Venus

08-28-2006, 01:24 PM

You are foul mouthed, sloppy, and extremely overweight and you are ruining your daughter and making her just like you. Yes people have thyroid conditions, but shoving down 8 hugh pancakes every morning sure the hell doesnt help. Leave your daughter alone, stop screaming at her for everything, if you arent going to back up what you say shut the "F" up. I dont give a rat's butt about your boyfriend, he is a married man and if you are feeling second best then its your own damn fault, you should of never let it go this long without him at least filing a legal seperation. He is using you and you are letting him. You showed up at our wedding thinking you should of had a major role when you looked like you had just rolled out of bed, with a piss poor attitude then leave early then proceed to get online and tell me about how badly my family and friends treated you, HEy reality check, it wasnt your flippin day who cares.

*TanyaJeanne*

08-28-2006, 01:35 PM

It is my wedding day this weekend, please don't make this about YOU!

*meghan*

08-29-2006, 10:01 AM

AGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!! :banghead:

I cannot stand this place anymore! I'm so glad I'm leaving in a little over a month - it's driving me nuts!!!

Mr. Random Customer, I don't know why brand name Xanax works better for you than the generic. Honestly, I think it's all in your head.

To the pea-brained associates that work in the grcoery store - Yes, I know that someone is paging the pharmacy on the intercom, but I can't really do a damn thing about it when I'm peeing. Quit following me around telling me that people are paging me - I KNOW.

*Ashley*

08-29-2006, 08:37 PM

Dear ***,

I love you, I do, but YOU DRIVE ME CRAZY. I now know better than to not even BOTHER telling you anything about what we're doing because you take it as an opportunity to tell me everything you think we should be doing and assuming you know much more than I do -- WRONG. I'm the one who has dealt with the church from the beginning, I'm the one who KNOWS about the classes because I have actually talked to them and you're driving me to drink!! For the love of Pete I just said we're starting them and I think I have our readings picked out -- don't tell me you have plenty of Catholics to read them if we don't have people -- I do, and no, two aren't Catholic but it is NOT required that they be at our church!! They are very special to me and I don't know any of your family so why would I want people I don't know reading from the bible at my wedding? Moreover, people your son hardly knows?

I know you mean well, I do, but when you son starts cracking up because he thinks it's absolutely HILARIOUS that I have to deal with this now instead of him, it frustrates the shit out of me.

And stop making my mom the middle man, she hates it!!!

Love,

Ashley

lalalola

08-29-2006, 11:31 PM

To the A$$hole that stole FH's truck this weekend!

that was not a very nice thing to do......your little joy ride is going to cost us an increase in insurance or money out of our pockets to fix the damage that you did to OUR property......thank u for causing stress and a feeling of violation. grow up and get a job!

*meghan*

08-30-2006, 11:37 AM

Dear Best Man-

I love you dearly, but it's time to grow up. You aren't going to move up in the advertising industry in the podunk town you live in now. Move back here to Greensboro - I guarantee someone will snatch you up in a heartbeat. And please learn how to clean - it's a wonder you don't have a girlfriend.

Love
Meghan :)

Mandy

08-30-2006, 03:38 PM

Dear Skeevy Truck Driver,

Thank you for the lovely compliment on my boobs. I think though, the more accureate word for your little "compliment" is actually "sexual harrasment". You're like 55, you're nasty, you smell bad, and I KNOW you're looking at my chest. I admit it's quite breathtaking, but I do not appreciate the special attention. Perhaps this is why my boss no longer wishes to do business with you. Commenting on the chest of his employee may have had some sway in that. You're icky, so go back to your porn and everyone will be better off.

Love,
Me

*Ashley*

08-30-2006, 11:01 PM

I love you but you are annoying the ever-living SH*T out of me right now! You know what, I KNOW you know it too, you're not an idiot. You can read my subtle hints honey, you just choose to ignore them to drive me crazy.

Love,

Me

Lacie

08-30-2006, 11:22 PM

Dear ASSHOLE,

Leave us the f*ck alone! I don't give a shit what your goddamn agenda is, and nobody else does either. You are a sick, sick f*ck, stealing pictures of our kids and making nasty comments about them. I hope you die a horrible, horrible, death and rot in hell for all eternity. We will find you, oh yes we will. And you are going to regret the day you crossed us, you sick, sick bastard.

mrs.g

09-11-2006, 11:34 AM

Dear Immature & Insecure coworker / ex-friend:

I can handle you not wanting to talk to me on a personal level because you are insecure with your boyfriend. I have acutally been better off without us being friends. What I won't put up with is you ignoring work related issues. Your immaturity is starting to affect my work. You had all day Friday to turn in the sheet; you ignored my e-mail asking for it; and then you decide to give it to me 30 minutes before the meeting? I don't think so beyatch. Do this again and I WILL take it to the next level - your boss. The deadline is 2PM Friday afternoons.:ohreally:

Dear HB:

Quit treating me like a child that cannot do things on their own and must be reminded to do them. You sent me your request on Friday afternoon, giving me until Wednesday morning. I acknowledged your request and assured you it would be taken care of. It's barely 9AM on Monday morning. Why in the world are you asking me if I've taken care of it?! I told you that you'd have it by Wednesday morning. I've never let you down. So back the f*** up. I'll do it when I damn well please to. :rollpin:

Dear Husband:

I love you very much; please hurry up and get me out of this hell hole. I'm freaking bored out of my mind and tired of this nonsense. I could be doing so much more for you and the businesses if I didn't have to sit here with these idiots for 9 hours, 5 days a week. I'm capable of SO much more than sitting here staring at a monitor pretending to be 'busy'. My brain is rotting and my ass & stomach are growing. Please make a nice big sale so I can get the heck out of here. I know you are trying really hard; it's just really hard for me to be here knowing there's so much more I can be doing; actually being productive. So, get to it! Snap snap! :impatient: :waiting: :goofy: :bored: :kickrock:

QueenElizabeth22

09-11-2006, 11:38 AM

You are the most unorganized person I have ever met...I hate it.

MrsAbi

09-11-2006, 02:33 PM

Dear Grandpa,
It is really messed up that you're not coming to my wedding. I am the first of your granchildren to get married. I understand you don't like to fly. But don't give the lame ass excuse of not wanting to drive in the winter. You drove trucks for how many years?
You were a crappy father and you've definately shapped up to be a crappy grandfather.

P.S. I'm 21. By now, you should know that my name is spelled A-B-I. Not A-B-B-E-Y, A-B-B-I-E, or any other variation. Even you're wife, who I've never met, knows how to spell it.

*meghan*

09-11-2006, 04:06 PM

Dear Annoying Strangers in the Store:

Please stop staring at me as you walk past the pharmacy. Yes, I'm the pharmacist. I know it's hard to believe being that I look like I'm 16, but I'm 26. I went to school for 6 long, stressful years to get here. Yes, that is a picture, of me, with short hair, hanging in front of the pharmacy next to my partner's picture. I'm allowed to grow my hair out if that's okay with you. Yes, I'm allowed to practice pharmacy. I'll show you my license if you'd like. I've been here for 2 1/2 years. Stop staring at me!

I'll be glad when I don't have to work here anymore in 17 days.......

Deidre98

09-11-2006, 04:10 PM

Dear FIL's,
Why do you feel that FH should ALWAYS pay for your things?? We offered our apartment to you so you didn't have to spend $200 on a hotel to make things easier. Just because you don't have to spend that money doesn't mean FH and I are going to buy all of your food, your tickets to the park and something in the park. Just because FH was able to pay off all of his debt doesn't make him rich. Yes, I know since you are both retired that you are on a budget but we are on a budget too so we can buy a house and help my parents with the cost of the wedding. No, we aren't here to support you!!! Be adults and if you decide to come down and visit on a little vacation, expect to spend the money! If you "can't afford it" then don't come!

Love,
FDIL

Venus

09-11-2006, 04:25 PM

DH stop telling me its going to be all right. I have over 80k sunk into what I thought was a done deal and now there are questions on the property, property that is yours, wills that were done with your name and your brothers. I cant fix this or get the damn information. YOU have to take care of this. We are flat ass running out of time and yes Im freaking out and patting me on the F**in shoulder saying calm down is not helping. Make the F**in phone calls, go see the people necessary. NOW PLEASE !!!!!!

Kathy

09-18-2006, 11:08 AM

Dear WenchFace:

You think everything is about you and it's not. You are the most selfish person I have ever met, and you crossed the line on Friday - how DARE you threaten to kill yourself *just for attention!!* because your boyfriend wanted to break up with you, especially after ALL THREE of your "best friends" have had a parent/step-parent die recently??? Could you possibly be even more selfish? Not to mention hypocritical!! You are the worst roommate ever, the worst friend ever, and don't even THINK that I would EVER ask you to have anything to do with my wedding, especially as a bridesmaid. Stop yelling at your bf (now ex bf) about stupid shit, stop bitching about everything you can think of, and just don't talk about things you don't have a clue about. And just freaking grow the hell up!!!!

*meghan*

09-20-2006, 11:18 AM

Just RSVP already!

Poloke

09-20-2006, 12:28 PM

Dear you know who you are=

Don't make the wedding we are all going to this weekend miserable for anyone who comes in contact with you. Its not about you, its about them.

Dear FH- what really sucks is that you let your sisters walk on you like they do and push you around. I love how you told me that no matter what they do, or how much they don't do, that they won't be removed from our wedding. You'd better be prepared to kick their asses into gear when they keep dragging their feet. They need to be involved and are not but swear they want to be in the wedding. I hope you have your sh*t kicking shoes on!

Dear MOH & BM- Knock off the crap and remember you have duties in this wedding...and start doing them. If i had known you would be such wedding party poopers, i would not have asked you to stand for me. I don't care that you don't like the gown I chose for you to wear-you have not made an effort to go try it on yet so how can you say it doesn't look right?! March your butts into the gown shop, try it on so we can see if I need to pick another style. Suck it up, MOH this is my wedding not yours! I'm sick of the crap...you are very lucky your brother won't let me give you an ultimatum of "try the gowns on by "X" date or your out of the wedding...very lucky, because that is how i feel after being blown off and IGNORED for months now. I could just scream!

MrsRea

09-20-2006, 12:54 PM

Doctors~

Please figure out what the hell is wrong with me!!! I just cant physically and mentally live like this anymore. It has been almost 6 years now and one of the main things that bares down on me is that I have to live with the fact I might be like this forever! You are the ones that are supposed to figure out whats wrong. I am telling the truth, please believe me, I hurt like hell. I cant sit or lay down anywhere without aching and now when I stand (which used to be my only thing to do to help) my back is starting to hurt. How many tests can possibly be done before someone figures something out? I am 24 years old, why do I feel like I am 94? Please I am begging you...just figure it out!

~*Kate*~

09-21-2006, 10:30 AM

To my dear cats, Jack and Sam:

Please stop running through the house at top speed and crashing into things. You are too noisy and you will wake the baby.

Love, Kate

P.S. Thank you for not scratching the baby when he grabs you with both hands and bites your ears. He will reward you later with dropped Cheerios.

*TanyaJeanne*

09-21-2006, 10:39 AM

Dear _______

Please! Enough is Enough!!!!! Why?!?

Me.

*TanyaJeanne*

09-21-2006, 04:05 PM

Why can't you just email me back and tell me you recieved my resume??

Mandy

09-21-2006, 04:13 PM

Dear Aunt Flow,

Why havn't you come around the past 6 months? Have I done something to offend you? I know I'm not preggers, I know I havn't slowly morphed into a man, I know I'm not going through menapause...so what gives? Can I please just see you this month? I promise I'll be good....

Your waiting niece,
Mandy

Poloke

09-22-2006, 08:59 AM

Dear b*tch.

you are really on my last nerve. It is taking every ounce of my strength to restrain myself from totally going apeshit on you. May I remind you that this is not your day to do your way, its mine, it's johns. If you cannot wrap your head around that and get with the program, you need to get out of my wedding. You treat me like crap and I've done nothing to deserve that! Then you go and tell john that you love me and would never hurt me. You are one of the most insensitive people I've ever met. Stop playing and pitting him against me. I love him and he loves me.

I want to call you every name in the book, you totally piss me off right now and i have to spend this weekend around you. Lovely. I have to put on a chipper happy face and act like what you do to me is ok, when just under the skin I am crawling on the inside to get away from you. I'd really like to tell you to just F the F off.

I only hope that God grants me the serenity...to maintain my composure.

purple_octopus

09-22-2006, 09:05 AM

Mandy, I have never seen anyone so sincerely miss Aunt Flow before. But don't you worry, you can have mine. This month, next month, *and* the month after that! No need to thank me. ;)

*meghan*

09-23-2006, 05:14 PM

STOP ASKING STUPID QUESTIONS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! DO I LOOK LIKE A FREAKIN' DOCTOR TO YOU????? :curse:

Mandy

09-24-2006, 03:20 PM

I swear, if you tell me you're pregnant again, I will shoot myself in the teeth.....

*meghan*

09-24-2006, 04:24 PM

I swear, if you tell me you're pregnant again, I will shoot myself in the teeth.....

Maybe you should shoot her in the teeth :heee:

Mandy

09-24-2006, 07:59 PM

Much better plan....

TeenieBeanie

09-24-2006, 11:00 PM

Dear F*@$in hackers,

I'd like to really thank you for makin my whole day/night a livin hell! This damn Vundo worm/virus/Trojan/whatever is drivin me up the damn walls!!! A@@holes like you should be drug out into the streets & shot!

Sincerely,
One Ticked Off Texan

*Gina*

09-24-2006, 11:01 PM

QueenElizabeth22

09-25-2006, 07:41 PM

Dear...Milli Mother F'ing Milligan...

I hate you. I hate you so much. Why do you insist on messing with my sister's head. You are the biggest a-hole piece of poop that ever walked on earth. Leave her alone, leave my family alone. Period. She deserves so much better than you, I hope she realizes what a lousy piece of crap you are and never speaks to you again.

Celeste

09-26-2006, 12:18 AM

I'm not invisible. Please don't ignore me or forget me. Please.

Maria 05

09-26-2006, 06:28 AM

ARRAGH If you cant respect me dont come to my home :hammer: :hammer::hammer::hammer::hammer::hammer:

jillian

09-26-2006, 08:41 AM

I don't understand how you guys are still together. You are not in a healthy relationship. Save yourself now and break up.

pandalovesyou

09-26-2006, 12:51 PM

Dear Former Landlord:

Please give us back our damage deposit. It has been TWO MONTHS since we moved out and we have heard nothing from you. We lived in that apartment for 2 years and I spent a week cleaning it so that we would get the $600 deposit back. You do understand this is a lot of money, don't you?? You have a good job and make lots of money besides owning a few apartment buildings here in town, so there is no reason for you not to return the money. After all, the apartment was cleaner when we moved out than it was when we moved in!!!!

I think it is ridiculous that you expect your tenants to pay someone to professionally clean the carpets if they had a pet. There is no way anyone is going to pay $150 to have the carpets cleaned just to get their $150 pet deposit back. That doesn't make sense, does it??

Emily

09-26-2006, 08:40 PM

Dear Beth ______,

You are a BITCH!!!! If I ever see you outside of work, I am going to beat your ASS!!!!!! I HATE YOU!!!!! You are not better than everyone else...you cheat on your husband and your husband is a pot smoking hippy!!!! I guess your life isn't as PERFECT as you'd like to think!!!:rofl:

MrsAbi

09-26-2006, 09:52 PM

Dear FH,
I need to know who you want invited to the wedding. Give me your 1/2 of the list or else I'm going to purposefully invite people you hate.

You've been warned.

- Me

purple_octopus

09-26-2006, 09:56 PM

Beth

09-27-2006, 02:15 AM

Dear headache,
I hate you. Go away.

**Beth**

pandalovesyou

09-27-2006, 06:29 AM

Dear pandalovesyou,

Did you live at my old apartment complex? It's been nine months and I'm still waiting. The apartment manager even commented that my apartment was the nicest/cleanest he's seen anyone move out of.

Good luck getting yours back. I hope your landlord is more competent than mine.

-Heather

Maybe!! We had heard that it is difficult to get your deposit back from this guy, but I had hoped that it was just the person that FH had talked to and that they didn't clean anything, but I am being persistant because that was a lot of money and we could really use it for the wedding!!

UPDATE: I got a letter from my landlord (finally) today stating that since he inadvertantly gave us a garage key and we used the garage that the key belonged to not knowing that it was not included in our rent, he took our deposit and paid himself for the garage that we thought we were paying for already.......

Anyway, I told FH what he said and he made some phone calls and apparently, under MN law, he had 21 days from our move out date to provide us with either the full deposit amount or a statement saying why he did not return the deposit, which two months later, he violated. We got a form letter to send him that says we are entitled to the deposit x 2, plus interest.....You might want to look into that where you live; FH just called an attorney and asked about it.

Mandy

09-27-2006, 02:22 PM

Dear Ovaries,

Get with it! If you don't get with the baby-makin', I'm just gonna take you out!! You're on a 90 day notice...

-Me

*meghan*

09-27-2006, 03:32 PM

YEESH!!!!!!!!! Take a f-in' chill pill! :rolleyes:

*Ashley*

09-28-2006, 11:27 AM

I'm just SICK of you! I know how Saturday is going to be. I KNOW how it's going to be. You're going to make constant "suggestions" because you're the "spatial relations" person but it's MY APARTMENT and MY KITCHEN and things are going to go where I WANT THEM TO, NOT YOU.

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Stop offering to help constantly. I don't want to seem ungrateful because I'm not, but it is F*CKING ANNOYING. We're grown, if we need help we'll ask for it. YOU ANNOY ME.

The offering to come down and pack up the kitchen because we're working -- sure, nice but if we needed that much help we would ask for it! Beyond that, when I casually told two people you offered that they immediately said "yeah so ___ can go through all your sh*t, don't let ____ do that." TWO! One male, one female. Do you not see it?!

I guess I was raised completely differently because I'm too independent. IF I NEED HELP I ASK FOR IT. JUST F*CKING STOP!

I sound like an ungrateful little b*tch when I'm not, I hate it.

edit: Oh hallelujah Mommy, you're the absolute best to help me out with this! I LOVE YOU SO MUCH FOR BEING A BUFFER!

jillian

09-28-2006, 07:47 PM

Dear Work:

I do have a life outside of you.

Poloke

09-29-2006, 07:45 AM

If you are going to call and wake me up, at least leave a message so i can call u back, don't just hang the eff up. Now i can't get back to sleep and I don't know who called to call back.

Hang up caller- u suck!

Kathy

09-29-2006, 09:22 AM

Dear Wench Face,

We all know that the only reason you're trying to join a sorority now, in your junior year, is so you'll have a place to live next year - we're all graduating and you have no other friends at school. And of course they're treating you with respect ... they don't know you yet.

You take all of your classes online so you're the only one around the apartment all day and I swear you "clean" (and do a bad job of it) just so you can yell at the three of us (who are on campus ALL DAY) for not doing it.

Don't even try to yell at me for being in my room all the time when I'm home - I have five REAL classes, 17 credits, and I need to bring my GPA up before I graduate in May. Plus I don't need to hear you say "I'm just sayin'" or "I'm not gonna lie" all the time ... you annoy the crap out of me.

I don't think of you as my best friend, and I haven't for a long time now, and no, I am not going to ask you to be in my wedding or be involved with any planning. Seriously. And bitching about it is definitely not going to make me change my mind, only confirm my choice in the first place.

*and one of these days I will actually say these things to you, I promise*

Deidre98

09-29-2006, 09:29 AM

Please stop giving me the guilt trips! I don't need them!

*Ashley*

09-29-2006, 04:38 PM

WHY are you so controlling?! WHY? We are GROWN. You don't need to post on a message board when he's having fun "This is the most fun I've had all day but I really should be packing because I'm moving tomorrow and have so much to do!!!" YOU LOOK CRAZY! I AM MARRYING HIM. WE ARE DONE PACKING, YOU ARE NOT THE ONE MOVING! THIS IS WHY I DIDN'T WANT YOU TO HELP US -- YOU ARE GOING TO DRIVE ME CRAZY TOMORROW SO THANK GOD MY MOTHER IS COMING TO KEEP ME SANE!

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RadishWife

09-30-2006, 06:52 PM

Why do I have to ask for you to remember me? It is starting to get to me and I refuse to accept this is what we have become.

Hughto

09-30-2006, 10:08 PM

Since you think our musicians are not going to make the rehearsal, can you get to calling them so we know for sure, and they can know the date! We can't move forward on any of that stuff until you find that out. In the mean time, din't ask me if I want my aunt to sing, because the depends on the first two issues with the musicians!

Can you get those addresses from your guess list that we are waiting on?

Maybe you want to finish the website you started a couple months ago that you since abandoned since you got bored with it. We can't send out the STDs until it is ready!

I don't want to have to hound you and ask you about these things everyday! Please don't make me do that. There are very few things that I need your help with, and these are them. That is it. I've been doing everything else, and I have gotten them DONE! Please help me!

*Ashley*

10-01-2006, 10:49 AM

You do realize that we're going to miss your wedding, right? When you get engaged after us then say you're getting married in October, then it's December, and now June 2007, don't get huffy when he can't be there. I'm just saying this ahead of time, because we're taking a 10 day (maybe 12) honeymoon in Hawaii so unless your wedding is in Houston later in the month, we will not be here for it.

I'm very happy for you, but make your damn mind girl!

Poloke

10-01-2006, 01:09 PM

Dear you know who you are:

Kiss My a$$, biatch. I'm officially done with your crap. Now you can do it my way or the highway!! We are both totally pissed off at you for this and its the last straw!

Me

Hughto

10-01-2006, 01:33 PM

Why does it matter how the envelopes look? Because I want things to look good and be uniform. I'm PMSing right now, don't argue with me until we test things out and know what it will look like.

Hughto

10-02-2006, 01:43 PM

OK, so remember how I came into your office almost 7 months ago and paid over a thousand dollars after being told $750 originally to get four teeth removed from my head? Then I went through weeks of complications with you. Then I found out I had a cyst in my face three weeks after the surgery that everyone in your office forgot to tell me about. Then I got a bill from the lab that you sent the cyst to because my medical insurance rejected it. Why? Because you coded it as a dental need for my MEDICAL insurance, rather then a medical/health need to know if I had cancer in my mouth or not. Remember how we talked about this like THREE months ago? Now, when I have this bill being sent to me AGAIN from the lab, how can you even mention to me that we were just going to forget this? I am NOT paying a bill for something that should be covered for something if you could figure out how to code your bills correctly. I have already spent more than I should have on this procedure, I am not going to forget about it. I am not paying out of my own pocket and I am not letting this hit my credit. I am getting married and need all the money I can. We want to buy a house, I am not dropping my credit score because of your incompetance. Trust me, I won't just forget about it. And trust me, now neither will you.

*Ashley*

10-02-2006, 04:06 PM

Kathy

10-03-2006, 09:40 AM

Please figure out the stupid internet crap - how is my computer the only one in the apt w/out internet?!?!?! And you still haven't replaced my horribly broken box springs! Worst management ever!!

Maria 05

10-03-2006, 09:43 AM

:hammer::hammer::hammer: :hammer: :hammer: :hammer: :hammer: :hammer: :hammer:

mrs.g

10-05-2006, 01:41 PM

grow the efff up. we have lunches catered everyday - free to all of us. if the big man (who pays for them) can't control himself and wants to tone down lunches so he can lose weight, let him do so. you'd eat sandwhiches everyday if we didn't have it catered, so stop your idiodic complaining. i really dislike you even more now for having his assistant coming over and telling me not to take it so litterally. Efffff you, you stupid idiot. you didn't even have the decency to ask me how I'm going to handle it-which I know how I'm going to handle it and very nicely by the way. I'm even more pissed off because I let you invade my space and now I'm angry which is so not good for anyone. I wish I could just walk out of here. Effffffffffffffffffffffffffff you alllllllll at this damn company (well most of you).

And it gets even better - after all this 'drama' you just walked by drooling over today's lunch, which are sandwhiches.

*Ashley*

10-06-2006, 03:32 PM

Why do I get in trouble for just doing my f*cking job? I did exactly what I was told to do to the specifications I was told to do it. I love my job, but I think I need to look for a new one because apparently this is all my fault.

I feel like puking.

I need a drink.

P.S. I adore Michael, he's so supportive and loves me so much.

sarahm08

10-07-2006, 09:09 AM

I hate you. You are the most self centered, self absorbed witch I have ever met. When's the last time you've been to a doctor or a dentist. You are a disgusting human being.

I hope you rot in hell.

Jaime

10-07-2006, 04:32 PM

To one of the managers at work:

**** you you pathetic excuse for a human being.

Raychel

10-07-2006, 08:56 PM

I am so tired.
I am so sick of being so tired.
I want my head to stop hurting.
I don't want to go back to the doctor on Monday but at this rate I may have to.
I quit smoking, started exercising more and eating better so that I would be healthier, but I've been sick every since.
Why do one day I feel better and the next day feel worse all over again.
I just want to cry when this happens...

*Ashley*

10-08-2006, 09:48 PM

You are SUCH a b*tch.

Poloke

10-10-2006, 12:59 PM

Dear MOH & BM-

Could you please get back to me SOOn about a date to try on the gowns? We only have oct. 14th, 28th, and nov. 4th available. I told you a week ago about the situation (and you agreed it was going to be done on one of those dates) but you have not said a word to me since.

I don't like waiting til the last minute for things to be confirmed. I won't be happy at all if you decide thursday that saturday is good for the gown try ons. C'mon, I'm trying to be nice about this, trying to be flexible as i can be and still, you guys can't get your shit together and give me a call.

One day, when you are a bride you will understand what it is like to be in my shoes.

Hanging in there...
the anxious bride to be.

mrs.g

10-10-2006, 06:17 PM

You SUCK.

Venus

10-11-2006, 12:56 PM

This morning you were a complete jackass!!! The only one to blame for your situtation is yourself, why I had to bend over backwards to get your shit together for work because of a situation you created is totally beyond me. I warned you last night that I didnt want to have to deal with just such a production as what happened this morning and oh no I wont be that way, bull shit, this has to stop and has to stop now, I dont deserve these kind of mornings.

Raychel

10-11-2006, 06:12 PM

Please quit giving us as references. You never asked if you could to begin with.
I am sick of getting calls from people you guys owe money too, trying to track you down. You are adults with 2 children, now act like it. Although I must admit it gives me a bit of sick pleasure to give them your new phone number.

Poloke

10-11-2006, 06:15 PM

Come on, call me already ladies. How long must i wait? I'm going to make other plans on those dates if they come up b/c I'm NOT putting my life on hold for 3 different weekends b/c you can't "shit or get off the pot!"

*Ashley*

10-11-2006, 09:27 PM

What the f*ck is wrong with all of you in that department? Seriously, there are maybe 4 of you I like yet we have to work with you. Don't try and push your work off on me because you think I have a lot of downtime -- uh, wrong. I don't sit on the internet all day. Sure, I have a thousand windows open at all times and a couple are on personal sites (such as this), but that doesn't mean I'm reading -- clicking on them, sure, because I can't remember what window is which, but don't you dare try and say I have downtime cause I do not 90% of the time. Just because y'all don't want to work, doesn't mean I should have to work twice as much.

*Tanya*

10-11-2006, 09:36 PM

BITE ME. You jerks can all just BITE ME. :hissyfit:

Kathy

10-12-2006, 09:27 AM

If you had paid my doctor bill back in February like you were supposed to, I wouldn't have a freaking hold on my account right now! It was only $26!!! You can buy f-ing cigarettes but you can't pay a bill that is now keeping me from changing my schedule for next semester. So now I have to not only work and go to classes and study all day, but I have to worry about this problem getting fixed. I thought I was supposed to be the kid and you the adult! It's not fair sometimes! :hissyfit:

*Ashley*

10-12-2006, 06:42 PM

I really just want to put my fist through the wall. It would make me feel better, seriously.

Poloke

10-13-2006, 11:20 AM

Well, tomorrow would have been the first date we *could have* gone for gowns but no, I have not heard from either of you. How rude! Don't come crying/bitching to me when i tell you off or tell you it needs to be done no matter what, by a certain date. I'm getting so angered with you gals over this- and it should be a happy time for me, but nobody thinks about the bride here, nope, just your selfish little selves.
It has been almost 2 weeks now with no communication from ya'll and I'm not keeping after you this time. At ages 24 & 26 you should know common courtesy and manners enough to pick up a phone and iron out arrangements for such an important thing that BOTH OF YOU agreed to oh, so many months ago.

It's very hard to keep my composure with both of you when I really wanna chew you out. I'll be the bigger man in this and be cool, calm & collected. Bridezilla is writhing at the seams to tear you to shreds though!
I appease her with chocolate for now, but that can't last forever.

Mandy

10-13-2006, 07:13 PM

FBIL- You've been telling us for about 5 years now about all the jobs you have lined up and all this money you've got coming your way. Why is it you can't afford to get our neice's hair cut? Oh yeah--because you're a lazy ass that doesn't feel like working. People would respect you a lot more if you actually worked and stopped lying to people and actually provide for your family.

FSIL- God, you annoy the heck outta me. No, you cannot have my old computer. Until you show up at my door with $400 CASH, you're not even going to touch it. Your checks mean nothing to me, and right now you don't either. I'm so sick of you and your crap. And I swear, if you try to take advantage of me one more time, I'll rain down upon you the wrath of an angry Italian woman.

lunarmagic

10-13-2006, 10:10 PM

Dear DH,

Shut the F*** up!!!! I'm so SICK and tired of listening to you play your F***in game! I love the fact that you make time to spend with me, and I certainly don't envy you your personal time. But do I have to LISTEN to you ALL F***ing NIGHT LONG??? Listen to you talk to your friends like some phone conversation that has gone on WAY TOO FREAKING LONG?

And WORSE than that, I have to listen to your childish temper tantrums ALL EVENING. You come to bed afterwards and sigh and say, "I hate my temper" and promise to be better... but you're still just as bad. And it's pissing me the HELL off. Every 15 minutes it seems like you're having a yelling temper fit. I understand it's frustrating - but it's a FREAKING GAME. You are getting WAY too worked up over a GAME. People are stupid - seriously, deal with it. Stop playing with those idiots if they frustrate you so bad!

I am getting SO :firemad: . I have visions of storming in there and pulling the F***ing plug on your computer. And I'm a computer addict! A computer geek! I GET IT! I do! But you've gone WAY beyond what's acceptable. You're addicted, and it makes you a nasty person, and I don't like it.

You'd better finish that other room so you can move your office in there - and soundproof it real good. Cause I am very fed up with this shit. I want MY downtime too. I want to read, or write, or watch TV - in SOME modicum of silence.

*Ashley*

10-13-2006, 10:11 PM

You make me sad.

RadishWife

10-14-2006, 09:10 PM

Dose anyone care?

*meghan*

10-15-2006, 01:20 PM

What gives you the right to call me up and tell me that you don't like my flower choices? And then you tell me that I haven't asked your opinion on anything? I call you multiple times per week to tell you things about the wedding so that you know what is going on and so you can express your opinion. Donating $400 to the flowers does not automatically mean you get to have all the decisions regarding the flowers. Fork over the remaining $2600 (that I've already paid) and you can pick all the flowers you want.

*Gina*

10-15-2006, 01:40 PM

Dear History Book:

Please sort any and all relevant information I need to know for my test. No more, no less. Then file it neatly into my brain for easy access.

Dear Brain:

Please upload and accept all said information History Book sends you so I can get an A.

That is all.
Yours Truly,
The Hater of all History Exams.

Bri

10-15-2006, 08:17 PM

Dear woman at the nail salon,

EFF YOU for doing such a HORRIBLE, HORRIBLE job on those acrylics last week! You did them unevenly in more ways than one. It has NEVER EVER hurt that much to take them off myselves... and now I have next to no nail on one of my fingers. Thankyouverymuch and I will NEVER return there again.

~Bri

To my Art Appreciation professor,

Can you seriously stop assigning us projects and homework that is really stuff you do in an ART CLASS?!?! This is supposed to be an Art History class, and you're turning it into an ART CLASS. I am not paying a "lab fee" or a "materials fee" when I register for this class, nor does it say that I will have to spend my own cash on stuff for projects ANYWHERE in the course description... so why am I constantly having to do that kinda stuff?!? Either get with the school to fix the course description, or change your syllabus to meet it, because this is driving everybody NUTS! We're poor college kids, stop making us pay extra money.

Thank you.
Bri

Dear Comcast,

Stop SUCKING with our res. hall internet!!!!!!! I'm tired of getting booted all the time, and I'm tired of not having access. Matt is TRYING to make us happy and make it work, and yet you keep messing it up. SCREW YOU!

Thanks.

Dear GPA,

Please go up. That would make my life 10x easier.

~Bri

Dear people I work with,

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH YOU MAKE ME SO MAD! I'm tired of you slacking off and not doing work. I'm tired of you saying you're going to do something and then not doing it. I'm tired of YOU trying to do MY job! DO YOUR OWN WORK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

~Bri

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Raychel

10-16-2006, 02:40 AM

Dear brain/body/whatever,

Why do you want a freaking cigarette after 3 months without one? You're not getting one so quit thinking about them.

I also hate it when people have one word they say to fill in the silence between the time they actually have something important to say and nothing at all to say. Like so. Quit f'ing say that.

Bri

10-16-2006, 07:10 AM

Dear stomach,

STOP BEING SO STUPID!! JUST STOP IT!

I would greatly appreciate your compliance in this matter.

Thank you!

~LeAna~

10-16-2006, 07:34 AM

Dear National Grid,

I know that there was a huge storm and all, but I really need electric. We haven't had power since Thursday and now you're saying it might not be until NEXT weekend! I know you're doing your best but if you could head over to my block sooner rather than later, I would really appreciate it.

Bri

10-16-2006, 07:37 AM

Dear J---,

Would you just leave me alone already? I stopped answering your phone calls, and I never emailed you. Get it through your head that I don't want to hang out, and you know what? I do not want to talk to you. I understand we were friends for 8 years, blah blah blah, but I can't be friends with someone who disrespected me the way you did... who does the stupid S*** that you do! It'd be one thing if you'd done that the entire time I'd known you, but you haven't. Now you're a pothead, plain and simple, not to mention that you drink even though you're diabetic... sorry but that's not really the kind of friend I need or want. When you proposed to me, you didn't have a ring, you didn't do anything, you just blurted it out. Well, I'm glad I called that off and got away, because now I have someone who actually listens to me, respects me, and cares about me. I HATE that I said I wanted to stay friends because I DON'T NEED YOU IN MY LIFE. You will NOT be invited to the wedding, I will NOT call you, I will NOT return your email.

I am DONE with you and I have been for months.... Every time I think you're finally gone, you come back somehow, and it makes me SICK. Just go live your slacker-ass life without me, cuz I don't want anything to do with you anymore.

Thanks.
~Bri

**as a note to anyone who reads this, he's NOT stalking me or anything of the like... actually haven't heard from him in months til I got a congrats email from him this morning... this is the result hahaha if only I could really tell him that**

MrsRea

10-16-2006, 02:26 PM

Just please go away and leave me the hell alone!!!

Bri

10-16-2006, 02:49 PM

Dear person who lives above me,

STOP PLAYING YOUR DAMN BASS SO LOUD!!!!!!!

Thank you.

Venus

10-16-2006, 03:02 PM

I hired you because I dont know what the hell Im doing, im not an electrician, im not contractor, and Im not pacific power. Please just get it finished so we can get moved in. I have a beautiful new home, fully paid for and sitting empty because you arent getting stuff done, just make it work. :banghead: :hopmad:

MrsRea

10-16-2006, 06:29 PM

to one of my bestest friends ever

why, all I can say is why? I dont know whats going on but I hope to not lose you to this stupid crap.

lalalola

10-16-2006, 07:37 PM

Can u please get in and install the window that has been missing out of the front of my house for about 3 months now......so that they can finish siding and putting up the rock on the front of the house. Everything else is done..............but why are we still waiting on the stupid window!

Nice try painters.,......u honestly didn't think that we would notice that u tried to clean the paint off of our custom made brand new cupboards???? nice try.....but u r still replacing them, and it is still comimg out of your pockets!

HURRY UP!!!! we are ready to move!!!!!

Kathy

10-16-2006, 09:47 PM

Why do I have to be the bigger person all the time? Why do I have to be the one to sugar coat what I say when she never thinks before she speaks?!? Why can't she learn that she can't continue treating people the way she does without experiencing the consequences? Why should I try not to hurt her feelings when she doesn't even realize other people have feelings? Why am I not allowed to cut someone out of my life who treats me like crap because it will hurt her, when she hurts me every time she talks to me?? Why is everyone telling me that I need to put my feelings aside and think of hers? This isn't fair! :hissyfit: :bawling:

lunarmagic

10-17-2006, 01:41 AM

You are being an A$$HOLE!

*Gina*

10-17-2006, 10:29 AM

I know a lot more than I let on. :hehe:

Venus

10-17-2006, 12:26 PM

OK, this not giving input until after I tell you how its going down is totally bull. If you want something done a certain way then you better speak up before its done or shut up when I get it done the only way I know how.

*Ashley*

10-17-2006, 04:36 PM

I really, really don't like you. Like, not even kind of.

Kari

10-17-2006, 04:58 PM

Sometimes it is much better to keep your mouth shut than to look like an idiot talking about things that you have absolutely NO CLUE about.

Bri

10-17-2006, 11:15 PM

STOP CALLING ME! I am NOT answering my phone when you call for a REASON! GET IT THROUGH YOUR HEAD!

History homework, just go away.

And to the two of you, thanks for suddenly making me feel like a third wheel. We WERE the 3... but over the weekend, you EFFED it up, LITERALLY, and I wonder what the freak you are doing upstairs RIGHT NOW. Thanks, guys, thanks a whole lot, cuz it makes me feel like CRAP. Piss off.

stephjhudson

10-17-2006, 11:53 PM

you are such an emotional rollercoaster!

mrs.g

10-19-2006, 02:52 PM

:firemad: :mad: :curse: :hammer: :stir: :evillaugh: :complain: :hopmad: :sarcasticclap: I hate this job. You all suck.

*Tanya*

10-19-2006, 03:00 PM

I miss you. :(

Beth

10-19-2006, 10:50 PM

THE CARDINALS ARE GOING TO THE WORLD SERIES!!! w00t!!!!!!11!!

Mandy

10-22-2006, 08:39 PM

I'M GONNA TEAR MY FSIL'S HEAD OFF!!!!! :curse: :hopmad: :hammer2: :girlfight:

serda23

10-22-2006, 10:29 PM

My dogs cuter than your dog.

And G~ Quit asking me dumb ass questions all day!!! How long have you been working here? If you start in on me tomorrow I SWEAR you're not going to make it through the day.

Mandy

10-23-2006, 09:10 AM

Is the wedding over yet? *sigh*

US_UKlove

10-23-2006, 01:41 PM

Take your "war room" and shove it where the sun doesn't shine.

*Ashley*

10-23-2006, 06:50 PM

Why do you always make me feel like I'm not good enough?

*Ashley*

10-24-2006, 09:46 AM

Why am I so BLAH this week? Seriously, what the hell is wrong with me? I've been like this for a couple weeks and I'm sick of it! i'm working out almost everyday, so it's not that I'm not (working out makes me feel better), so what's my damage?

UGH.

mrs.g

10-24-2006, 03:02 PM

Where the bloody hell are you?!?!?!?!?!?!

Bri

10-24-2006, 03:45 PM

I CANNOT DO EVERYTHING WE PLAN WITHOUT HELP!!!!!! YOU GUYS NEED TO STEP UP AND TAKE RESPONSIBILITY TOO!
I'm taking a full classload (and trying to raise my GPA substantially). I'm running this group. I'm running another group. I work, which doesn't always mean doing stuff for this group. I am planning a wedding (granted that's over a year and a half away but still, I'm working on it so that I don't have to rush everything). I have to eat and sleep too. I CANNOT DO EVERYTHING. STEP UP and take some EFFING INITIATIVE to get things done.

*TanyaJeanne*

10-25-2006, 12:03 AM

I'm Sorry. :(

MrsRea

10-25-2006, 02:06 PM

I am so terribly sorry that you two are engaged now, you two are the last people on earth that need to be engaged and getting married! watch out world...here they come!

*Ashley*

10-25-2006, 10:03 PM

If you honestly think that it hurts my feelings, you're wrong. If you think that going and saying you don't want a part in my wedding makes me sad, wrong again -- I only asked you to be in it because you have no f*cking friends because you're such a bitch. You're in a miserable marriage, you're pregnant again and angry about it and it's not my fault I chose to marry someone who isn't a moron.

Seriously, you're out. I have a friend I'd rather have in it anyway and it's not you -- especially considering I haven't fucking spoken to you since an email 2 months after I got engaged.

You are nuts. Plain and simple. I'm sorry you're jealous of me, I am. But why are you? Your parents are multi-millionaires -- you chose to marry who you did and chose to be treated like shit. I'm sick and tired of always being the scapegoat in this "friendship." It's been like this since we were 4, that's why we stopped being friends in middle school. I don't know why I ever wrote you that letter to see how you were to wonder why we stopped being friends -- I KNOW why and I should never have let it bother me.

Don't worry though, I don't hold grudges, life is too short. You'll be a bitch, you'll be out of the wedding (thank God) and we'll go on with life. I'll forget about this because it's not important to me to have you standing up there with me -- in fact, I can think of about 3 people I'd rather have stand up there with me, and you're being replaced with someone who I love dearly who is a good friend to me.

You need to grow up, you're a married woman with a child and one on the way -- you chose your life, stop punishing everyone around you for your mistakes.

Bri

10-25-2006, 10:44 PM

As much as I appreciate the fact that you want to relax and enjoy being a part of my wedding, I'm kind of upset about the fact that you won't be DJing the reception. :(

Poloke

10-26-2006, 12:33 AM

Dear AF,

You bitch! You come to town just in time for all the traveling I must do within the next week. You'll make it unbearable at times. Ok, so you have not been here in 6 months, I wish you would have picked a better week to drop in for a visit. After not seeing you for so long, I'm glad you are here but you are still a pain in the ass.

Thanks for the visit, stop by more frequently. Can't wait til you leave this time though!

~ me

Mandy

10-26-2006, 07:43 AM

Dear FH,

I love you. You are the grestest thing to ever happen to me....but if you call ME a slob one more time, I'm gonna freak. I'm pretty sure those wern't my boxers hanging from the lamp or the taco shells on the stove. I am pretty sure you're kidding...so I'm letting it go this time around, but I do not feeling like I am not doing enough cleaning in our apartment. I'm tierd when I get home, so if we could just keep the damn place clean for a week I can do my cleaning on the weekends.

Also, would it kill you to call your youngest sister? I told her you'd call and I told you that you needed to call her. She's sad-her bf is being a jacka$$. Just call her. Now I look like a liar. Just call her damnit.

Love you!

Me

Lacie

10-26-2006, 12:53 PM

Just.freaking.DROP IT!

Kathy

10-26-2006, 06:29 PM

Next time you leave the aparment, could you not leave your clothes in both the washer and dryer? For one thing, you know that I always (yes always, for 9 weeks now) do my laundry and clean as soon as I get home on Thursdays (and you know when I get home), and another, it's just inconsiderate to leave your stuff in a space that the rest of us use. Leave your crap all over your room, but not in the damn washer and dryer. And I'm not touching your crap because I don't want you to go psycho on me, so now I have to wait to do my stuff til tomorrow after work, in the hour before Brian comes to pick me up. :hopmad: :curse:

*Kim*

10-26-2006, 08:09 PM

Dear Mom,
I understand that you are having a hard time coping with the fact that Austyn and I are no longer living under your roof, but stop with the f**king every day 2-3 times a day. i am not a child that needs to be checked up on every day to make sure that i'm still alive. frankly if i was dead, i'm sure you would have been notified by now!!!! you call me for the dumbest reasons known to man and then get upset if im busy and dont answer the phone. and you wonder why i am pushing you away, YOU"RE SUFFOCATING ME! i dont even live in the same city as you, but because you work in the city and my house is "convienently" on the way home, that does not mean that you get to stop by on the way home whenever you feel like it. I have my own life with my daughter and am trying to make it as normal for her as i possibly can with her going back and forth between her dad's house and mine. I HATE when you treat me like i am a child and completely incompetant!
there are days that i want to just push you out of my life and shut the door! but at the same time i realize the amount of sh*t that i have put you through in my life and that i have needed you in my life, so i know i can never fully close the door on you. i do love you and appreciate all that you do for me, but please give me some space to be on my own and be a mom.
Your daughter, K

mrs.g

10-27-2006, 02:20 PM

I am not a mind reader, so explain what it is you want me to do. Morons.

COMMUNICATION!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Bri

10-28-2006, 10:06 AM

Owwwwww. :(

Celeste

10-28-2006, 09:41 PM

I wanted to go to the party tonight. I know you didn't but now I'm sitting here on the couch alone while you sleep in your chair. I wanted to go to the party.

sweetiez

10-30-2006, 01:49 PM

OHH OHH good place.. i have plenty ;)

Dear my mom-
Im so sick of planning my own wedding and im sick of you not being apart of ANYTHING when it comes to "OUR" family. and im sick that u just tell me " Oh thats what u get for buying ur dress right then!" telling me i should of got my wedding dress for 200?? HM EXCUSE ME!:hissyfit: but.. hello is that really what i want? LIKE you would pay for anything.. and now u are just talking about how u wanna go shopping for ur MOB dresses ect when u havent done SHIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :hissyfit: i dont think u should even be AT my wedding! :curse:

Dear my moms bf..-
I hate yoou! I hate how you try to "control" MY FREAKIN FAMILY! i hate how u "try" to tell ME WHAT TO DO! IM a freaking adult! and trying to tell me how to raise MY DAUGHTER!! get it?? MY FREAKIN DAUGHTER! and NO you are NOT her grandpa or step YOUR NOTHING IN MY BOOK! and NO you cant go to MY WEDDING! you come.. you will be LEAVING! so FUCK OFF!!!!!! cause i freakin hate you! and so does my FH! dont try and BREAK US UP U JERK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :firemad:

OMG phew.. im done.for now :):)

*Ashley*

10-31-2006, 08:40 AM

Two wrongs don't make a right!!!

Bri

10-31-2006, 02:59 PM

Piss Off!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Raychel

10-31-2006, 10:34 PM

F*ck you.

I think that will suffice for several people.

Poloke

11-01-2006, 02:11 AM

Dad,

Your cholesterol is over 800, please behave and modify your diet. Mom will help you. You had one heart attack, one open heart surgery- almost ten years ago...lets not go thru that again, ok? I need you to be there to walk me down the aisle on my wedding day, please love yourself enough to lower that number. I do not want to stress about this on top of wedding stress...I know you can do it, please, please, please lower your cholesterol so you are healthy and out of danger of a massive heart attack.

I love you.

Your daughter,
Paula

*Ashley*

11-01-2006, 07:40 AM

Why would you take the candle that YOU gave me?! On top of that, why did you take the kleenexes? Benefit of the doubt, the kleenexes probably just got forgotten in your car during the move, but the candle? I hadn't even burned it, and YOU gave it to me! I saw it in your house, I'm not stupid, that's why I sent that e-mail asking if y'all had seen it and you tried to blame it on my parents discarding a BRAND NEW CANDLE in the move.

I'm so annoyed.

Slugsmama

11-01-2006, 10:22 AM

Dont tell me to call you back , and then get on the stupid internet... I've been trying to call for over 2 hours now ... and I know the next time we talk you are going to be bitching and say "Why didnt you call me back"

And YOU , stop bitching about him! He's NOT cheating on you, you are just completley APESHIT ... so what he wants to watch Regis and Kelly? He's not looking at her boobs! I watch Regis and Kelly and I swear it doesnt do anything for me! Quit being so touchy and insecure or I'm gonna end up helping you move into yet ANOTHER mans house!

Kya

11-05-2006, 01:22 PM

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OKAY OH.........KAY!!!

stephjhudson

11-05-2006, 08:20 PM

would you just stop nit picking already....it looks fine! we are not taking it all the way back to lowe's. fine then, YOU pay for the gas it will take to go ALL THE WAY BACK THERE for NO REASON! you have to draw the line somewhere!

Kristina_and_Aj

11-06-2006, 07:08 PM

dear co-worker

please stop coughing and hacking in the office every single day of your life. cover your mouth i do not want your germs. and please stop being so morbid and obsessed with death. you make me want to barf in my mouf.

QueenElizabeth22

11-06-2006, 08:04 PM

YOU are the biggest weenie of all weenies

stephjhudson

11-06-2006, 11:22 PM

You a such a bitch!
argh! how DARE you assume those things about me! I pay good good money for my education and it is YOUR job to get me placed in an externship site! Don't tell me things about me you don't know! I was doing what YOU TOLD ME TO DO!
How DARE you! I have dedicated over 5 years of my life to this education and you think I am going to blow it off because I don't feel like driving an extra 30 miles everyday? How DARE you! you are such a bitch!

you hurt me so much tonite! You make me feel worthless! You are the reason I cannot sleep, even after 4 advil PMs...

Now go gab to your crappy friends about me, all those false assumed lies you made up
you bitch

guess I can't go to you when I need help
If you would have taken care of this a year ago, like everyone else in the business does, this wouldn't have happened.

You are putting MY FUTURE in jeopardy, dont turn this around on me cuz you cant do your job

I hope you sit on a tack!

Raychel

11-07-2006, 11:37 AM

Today could not be anymore suckier.

First..I'm late to class. It's raining cold and nasty and there's no parking except on the roof of the parking garage. After class I go to get a coffee....when I get home the dog is yipping to go out. I go to grab his leash and coffee goes spewing across the dining room table all over everything and guess f*cking what? Water is turned off for maintance so I'm stuck trying to wash things off with the little bit of water left in the fridge. Then the damned dog gets tired of waiting for me and pisses on the floor right NEXT to his potty pad instead of on it so I have to scrub that up. again with the itty bit of water we have left until they turn the shit back on. Then I open something from the college saying FH owes them money b/c those idiots "over awarded" him when it came to financial aid. WTF?

And the last thing I want to do now is go to my last class of the day and listen to Prof. I-think-I'm-f*cking-clever-but-I'm-really-annoying-as-hell ramble on for an hour and 15 minutues.

MsJessica07

11-07-2006, 01:52 PM

Dear Caterer,

PLEASE EMAIL ME!!! How hard is that? If you do, then you'll have a great job with lots of money for you...it's been weeks and I'm so annoyed!!!

Bri

11-07-2006, 02:13 PM

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGHHHHH

I think that shall suffice for now.... All hell will probably break loose later.

Kathy

11-07-2006, 03:52 PM

Stop calling me a hermit or I'll start calling you Wenchface to your face ... Wenchface

Poloke

11-08-2006, 04:24 PM

bridal store,

I'm sick of your poop lies. Bite my big chunky ass!

~*me*~

*TanyaJeanne*

11-08-2006, 05:02 PM

:hopmad::hissyfit:Seriously...why can't you be nice to me?

Deidre98

11-08-2006, 05:07 PM

Leave me the F alone! Go out into the field like you are supposed to!

*Ashley*

11-08-2006, 08:15 PM

I'm pretty sure you mean well and you're very nice, but holy shit you annoy me.

stephjhudson

11-08-2006, 08:56 PM

what do you mean do a total cash bar? so, everyone we invite can pay for everything they want, right down to a diet coke for their kids....
um
no
i dont think so

~LeAna~

11-09-2006, 07:20 AM

Seriously, why do I have no motivation at all? I have 3 huge things going on and I don't do anything for any of them. I'm completely overwhelmed...

I need to get some help...

MrsRea

11-09-2006, 07:10 PM

why did you have to find that out? why do you even still talk to my DH? we dont like you and I havent spoken to you or seen you in over 6 months. So just leave him alone ok? he is my DH!!! just please get out of my life! and for good...

QueenElizabeth22

11-09-2006, 08:05 PM

It is YOUR fault that I can't be with FH and we have to be in LDR...only YOUR fault...you frustrate the living POOP outta me...

stephjhudson

11-09-2006, 08:22 PM

Come on! First I have to drop over a grand into the bathroom, then our property taxes are going sky high and now the hot water heater poops out!! argh!

RadishWife

11-09-2006, 10:54 PM

I feel like my good friends are all growing up to be real self centered a-wholes.

and

Why do bad things have to happen to wonderful people sometimes. It is just not right.

Poloke

11-10-2006, 12:47 AM

Please don't let me devour a car salesman in the near future!

Raychel

11-10-2006, 05:11 AM

Please don't get pregnant...quit your job...and then whine about how sucky life is.

Oh wait, you already did that.

Here's a damned condom for next time. And a mountain of birth control pills. And an IUD just in case. Wait...this will only hurt for a minute *ties tubes in very tight knots*

Bri

11-10-2006, 09:36 AM

dear cold,

GO AWAY! I don't WANT or NEED to be SICK right now, and here you are kicking my ass! I was FINE Monday night when I went to bed, and woke up on Tuesday with you putting crap in my throat, and then a cough... and now I'm not only coughing my lungs out, but I have a runny nose AND a fever! I'm flying to Orlando on THURSDAY MORNING, and you had better be GONE by then. I do NOT want to end up with a sinus infection like I did the last time I flew when I was sick.

Thank you. Now leave.

kate

11-11-2006, 10:51 PM

Go Blow Your FREAKING nose! Stop with the sniffles.

Bri

11-11-2006, 11:05 PM

dear cold,

WHY oh WHY did you NOT LISTEN TO ME last night?!?! WHY did you pull my stomach into the action as well?

WHY did you make me get sick, almost violently sick, today?!?

Just go away!!!!!!!!!! I'm tired of feeling icky!!!!!!!!!

Krissy

11-13-2006, 06:39 AM

Grow up!

*Ashley*

11-13-2006, 02:30 PM

You make me miserable.

BrightEyes

11-13-2006, 02:48 PM

Everyone stop calling me because you just decided you want to do Nurisng now and by the way, you have to register now and tlka to me now when you could have asked me weeks ago, and now you are competing with all the students who actually belong to our college who come before your mornic indecisive butt.

lalalola

11-13-2006, 03:07 PM

cold go away.........i am going wedding dress shopping in 2 days and my mom and sister are traveling 4 hours just for that reason and I don't want to feel like a big bag of shit and worse, look like a big bag of shit

mrs.g

11-14-2006, 01:29 PM

You are a f***ing PRICK. I hope you rot in hell.

ETA: I can't wait to give you my two weeks notice.

QueenElizabeth22

11-14-2006, 05:49 PM

I effing hate you, leave my sister ALONE

Oh, and I would like to kick YOU in the head as well...

kate

11-14-2006, 07:22 PM

:no: NOT FUNNY. I can't believe you just said that. You are a complete jack-ass!

stephjhudson

11-14-2006, 10:10 PM

i hate watching the news. news, why do you always suck. why are there so many stupid and evil people in this world. i just dont understand how people can be so....unbelieveable...
how does these things? argh!
example:
teenagers vandalizing cemetaries, knocking down monuments, trashing graves? WHOSE CHILDREN ARE THESE?
what is happening to the world we live in...
and i picked the one of the least outrageous stories...
lord help us all, please stop all these yahoos

Lacie

11-14-2006, 10:21 PM

Hey, you know what? If you don't like it, there's the door, don't let it hit you in the ass on the way out. Seriously.

Poloke

11-15-2006, 08:46 AM

Condoms are what like 50 cents a piece? Way cheaper than diapers but no, you just go an get pregnant again. You're a heroin addict and you are also smoking weed and doing cocaine, way to go. I'm sure your 5 yr old son has quite an education thanks to you, and now you are going to have another.

We all are paying for you and your first child, so what the hell ... leech the taxpayers for another? You tool. Learn to keep your legs shut and stop breeding! Earlier this year you were ready to sign your son over to family members because you are so strung out you can't take care of him, but you are having another? OMG, you make me sick. It disgusts me that you can get pregnant at the drop of a hat. Do us all a favor and get your tubes tied, snipped, sheared off, cut out or burned. Whatever it takes to ensure you never procreate again. And stop asking to be in the wedding. The answer was NO in april 05' and it still is NO- get the hint? Get the hint? Of course you don't... UGH!

kate

11-15-2006, 11:41 AM

hey guess what,
your low life, live at home 26 year old daughter was NOT, i repeat, NOT invited to my wedding, so why is her name showing up on your RSVP. I DONT WANT HER THERE!!!!!!

Poloke

11-16-2006, 10:07 AM

Don't call me and tell me you are expecting twins and think i will be happy for you. Two mouths to feed that you can't take care of.

Let's see, maybe you should apply for mommy of the year. You're a fertile dope fiend, yeah...

...how long will this pregnancy last if you are on drugs like that? If you do end up carrying to term, those kids are going to have such problems in life because of what you did to yourself while you carried them. That is just a shame, they don't get the best start in life because you are too selfish to stop using drugs.

Your logic puzzles me and always will. I feel so bad for your 5 yr old son and for your two unborn children.

*Ashley*

11-16-2006, 12:23 PM

You're so controlling, and it's ridiculous! Your passive-aggressive "helpfulness" is driving me crazy to the point where I'm not sleeping and he doesn't get it because he's had to live with it his entire life. WTF is wrong with you? Can't you JUST FUCKING STOP?!

That Girl

11-16-2006, 01:46 PM

My babies' daddies suck!!!!! :rollpin:

mrs.g

11-16-2006, 02:50 PM

You're a prick and you sound like a hyena when you laugh.

stephjhudson

11-18-2006, 01:49 PM

i do love you, you are my MOH, but you need to lay off our nephew...he is only 6 and he needs us right now. He doesnt have a great home life and that is the reason he acts like he does...he is 6, it is not his fault his parents didn't raise him right and his dad is never home...and now you are making it worse by intentionally making him feel bad and favoring his little brother
come on..this is ridiculous...

Krissy

11-18-2006, 01:59 PM

You are his mother, he is a grown man and he's married now. It's time to cut those strings! You have butt into his and my sister's lives more than enough. Now you can't even let them get home from their honeymoon in peace? They wanted us to pick them up and you had to go and manipulate the situation so that you could pick up "your baby". Give me a freakin' break. I am so glad you're not MY MIL cause I would give you a piece of my mind. As it is, I have to bite my tongue when I'm around you. I would never want to do anything to strain my sister's relationship with you so I shut up. But I can tell you on here that I think you're a bossy manipulative witch.

stephjhudson

11-18-2006, 02:00 PM

:banghead: why do you always drink too much!

MsJessica07

11-18-2006, 05:07 PM

What did we ever do to you that you won't visit us? What do you think we did? I'm so confused and hurt...why???

You are some of my favorite relatives, and I always loved you...but I feel so betrayed. I always thought you didn't visit us because you didn't have money...but...now...? How can I be sure that you haven't visited the States before and just not told us??

And now, if you don't come to my wedding (which I fully don't expect you to) I know it's because you chose not to, even though I invited you, and not what I assumed, that you couldn't afford to.

We're family! Why doesn't that matter???

Poloke

11-19-2006, 03:18 AM

You are such a *total* bitch I don't want you in the wedding anymore!

You are VERY lucky that FH won't let me give you the boot b/c if it weren't for him, you would have been outta here MONTHS AGO.

Don't dare think you will ruin turkey day for us cuz i'll serve you a side of whoop ass with your turkey and stuffing!

Jaime

11-19-2006, 02:05 PM

I hate people who judge me just because I am overweight. I would just LOVE to be as perfect as you are just one freaking day!! YOU ARE NOT GOD!

rowanmayfairs

11-20-2006, 12:24 PM

Jamie & Brent

I think its really SH*TTY that you claimed to be such great church people, in need of a vehicle, had 2 small kids and really would make payments on time.

You have had the vehicle since March and have yet to make a payment on time. Now you haven't made the last two payments, moved & failed to notify us, dropped insurance and avoiding our emails, phone calls. Plus you think you are being so CLEVER by hiding.

But you are NOT clever, we have friends in the area that see the Expedition everyday and now are on the lookout and we will figure out soon where you live. We will find the vehicle and repo it. We have someone that wants to buy it outright and not play games with us.

Please stop being STUPID and give us the vehicle back.

To the people that give me strange looks/comments on how I've been married almost 2 months and now pregnant. I'm almost 30 yrs old and we are thrilled to be pregnant. I waited a long time to be a mother and wasn't a "silly" teenager who got herself pregnant just to be popular. We knew from day one we wanted kids and so happy I was able to get pregnant this soon.

Dear Sister..

please don't be so jealous and snotty so much.. You will eventually get pregnant and be able to have kids. I know you chose to have two abortions and probably now regret it, but don't punish me for it. This child will be your first niece/nephew. I really want you to be pregnant and be able to share this experience with me but I couldn't hold off getting pregnant until you got pregnant. I love you sister and want us to all be happy. I'm sure you will change your mind and accept this pregnancy more the farther along I get, but in the meantime remember I love you and not trying to steal anything from you attention wise.

Raychel

11-20-2006, 01:44 PM

Dear Maintance Man:

Quit coming by my window with that f*cking leaf blower. It's making my headache even worse and the smell of gasoline isn't all that appealing.

Dear Nacho:

Quit barking at things that aren't really there.

Dear Body:

Quit getting sick and feeling like crap. I'm tired of feeling like sh*t. Can't I have just one month of not feeling like sh*t? Just one, I mean I haven't had one since June, so yeah it would be nice. Walking around feeling like you are outside your body is only interesting for the first couple seconds. Running to the bathroom every 15 minutes and other disturbing stomach behavior is never interesting. Sleeping gets pretty boring after you do it for a few days straight too.