Wedding Fortunes

[carolinalady67]

I need some little one or two line sayings. Kind of like fortune cookie type things. Topics of love, friendship, life ....

I put this here because it is for my favors.

Thanks in advance for your help.

[Coze]

Hi hi-

Found these on a couple of different sites... have fun with them...

"Heaven will be no heaven to me if I do not meet my wife there. -Andrew Jackson"
"In a successful marriage you fall in love many times...with the same person."
Love that moves the sun and the other stars.
Love doesn't make the world go 'round. Love is what makes the ride worthwhile.
In dreams and in love there are no impossibilities.
All I know of love is that love is all there is.
Life is the flower for which love is the honey.
Love one another and you will be happy
Soul meets soul on lovers lips.
A stranger will cross your path who later becomes your friend
An old acquaintance will re-enter your life
A chance happening will reveal your destiny
A wise person will give you timely advice
Recognition will come from unexpected sources
Love will be found from a past meeting
Kind words may mean more than they seem
A new friendship will bring unexpected joy
Laughter is the shortest distance between two people.
Brigands demand your money or your life; women require both.
Sign in shop window: “We buy old furniture. We sell antiques”
Keep smiling - it makes people wonder what you’ve been up to.
Forgive your enemies, but don’t forget their names
Any married man should forget his mistakes, no use in two people remembering the same thing.
By the time they had diminished from 50 to 8 the other dwarfs began to suspect ‘Hungry’
Now is just the start of the
rest of our lives together
To love and to hold from this day forward
Thank you to all our friends & family for making this day so special
You have to kiss a lot of toads before you find a handsome prince - and today I have found him!
With this ring I thee wed, with my body I thee worship, and with all my worldly goods I thee endow.
Love is the beauty of the soul
What do you get if you cross a flea with a rabbit?
Bugs Bunny
What do you call a teacher floating in the sea?
Bob
What dinosaur lives on the sea bed?
Tyrannosaurus Wreck
How do fleas travel from place to place?
By itch hiking
How do you get a dinosaur into a matchbox?
Take out the matches first

Have fun and it sounds like a great project...

TTFN...
D.J.

[carolinalady67]

love those. I didn't mention it but I will need some for kids so like the jokes. :)

[KathyandJer]

I have some that I have saved for one of our favours as well...but apparently it's not on this computer :( I will try to locate them and post them :)

[*Diane*]

Hi hi-

By the time they had diminished from 50 to 8 the other dwarfs began to suspect ‘Hungry’

TTFN...
D.J.

:rofl: D.J. those are all great!

[*Diane*]

Bumping up an old thread...



A warm smile is testimony of a generous nature.

A secret admirer will soon send you a sign of affection.

Love asks me no questions, and gives me endless support. Shakespeare

In the end there are three things that last: faith, hope and love; and the greatest of these is love.

Don't forget, you are always on our minds.

Love is for the lucky and the brave.

If you continually give, you will continually have.

If you want the rainbow, you must put up with the rain. D. Parton

If you would be loved, love and be lovable.

The one you love is closer than you think.

Love always and deeply.

Your heart will always make itself known through your words.

Love begets love.

We cannot do great things; only small things with great love. Mother Teresa

Love is like wildflowers...it is often found in the most unlikely places.

Love is the only medicine for a broken heart.

[JerAndKathy]

Thanks for the bump, Diane. I'll see if I can't find Kathy's & I'se list. :)

[JerAndKathy]

Rather than copy/paste these into this thread, I've uploaded the text file to our hosting site. There's nearly 200 quotes in the file, all gathered from the net (so no promises on the accuracy of the quote or author)...But they all seemed like pretty good quotes. :) Just ignore the notes I have throughout the file. :)

(for instance: "@@@@@@@@@@@" or "============= (DONE)" etc)

[ Link to File (http://www.jerandkathy.com/kathy/UW_Photos/jers_stuff/love%20quotes.txt) ]

[km]

Love looks not with the eyes but with the mind -William Shakespeare”
and
“Love is the irresistible desire to be be loved irresistibly."