Post What You'd Really Like to Say - Part VI

[Winter_Bride]

A few rules...

Vent! Get it all out! Use this thread to say all of the things you WANT to say but CAN'T.

We do have a few rules. In the past, this thread has been used to veil bashing of other MLW members. Since that breaks the "No Bashing" rule it is not acceptable. Also, you may not use this thread to complain about MLW rules/changes - if you have something to say, PM a CL.

Going forward, if it is suspected that you are posting about another member or if you are complaining about board rules/changes, the following will apply:

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By posting in this thread, you acknowledge these rules and agree to follow them.

In addition to Kari's original post, I want to emphasize that you should READ and REREAD your message before hitting the post button. If there is any way your post can be construed as a comment on another member or board policies, rewrite it or we will delete it!

[Renny]

:bliss: only one more week!!!!

[jillian]

That was completely fucking rude for you to say goodbye to me and not him. He was sitting right there. He knows you don't like him, he doesn't like you either just suck up the ill feelings and make nice for two seconds!

....

How many times do I have to tell you to
1. Stop disciplining our dog!
2. Shut off our TV when you leave to go outside.

Your stinky ass is stinking up our livingroom.

You are a house guest and you have officially overstayed your welcome. Either pay me rent or get out.

[HisBlue]

It would be great if you would hold your son and calm him down instead of putting him on the floor to play your stupid video game.... man I wish I could just take that controler out of your hand and throw it through the tv. It just makes me SICK

[Cindy]

a) Headache/nausea go the eff away! :smack:

b) :rolleyes:

[Christa]

I just need something to work out

[BrightEyes]

i do not want to go back to work.

[MrsRea]

Isabell, you are growing up so fast. It makes me sad. I am so proud that you are hitting all milestones and even earlier than normal. But I miss the "baby". Please lets just slow down the time and enjoy all the moments. I love you little girl!

[Winter_Bride]

:sigh: I don't want to go to work today. It's too sunny and nice outside!

[wannabeNurse2]

Did you pay attention at all in CNA class? You're either really dumb, and have no idea what you are doing. Or you are a crap aide by choice. Either way stay away from me!!!! Seriously, how mean do I have to be before you figure it out that I don't like you!? UGHHHH! You frustrate the crap out of me! I hope the other girls really do take you outside for a few rounds. Maybe it will knock that I'm 18 I know EVERYTHING attitude out of your head!

[BrightEyes]

why do YOU have power? I don't wanna go to work!!

thank goodness for power at home and no damage to the house...

[Cindy]

Kiss my :moon:

[BrightEyes]

why does UC have to generate its own power- so they don't ever close and give anyone a break?

[serda23]

Well that's kind of disappointing. :ohwell:

[*meghan*]

My eyeballs hurt. Dang.

[Cindy]

:gag:

[Jaime]

Dear person with my dream job: I hope something really wonderful happens to you, like you win the lottery, or you get to go on an extended vacation, so that I can have your job :lookaround: I really don't like spending so much time at home, and this whole not being able to pay for gas and groceries thing is really not working out for me either.

[~*Kate*~]

Mother fucking Cowboys. You have an awesome quarter and as soon as I turn on the TV, you start sucking.

Give the ball back to Felix!!!!!!!!

[Mel]

:gaah: can i get an effing break?!

[Winter_Bride]

I need to sleep tonight, ok? Like seriously.

[Cindy]

:gaah:

[SueMartin]

cough mixture with codeine makes me sick...

[*Jenn*]

hows about one of the THREE DOZEN people i've sent my resume would CONTACT ME BACK! i mean, even just to say, "sorry, but we've already hired someone for that position", i mean, atleast then i'd know. but NO! no one even has the decency to freaking do that. f*ck you all. :smack:

[Deidre98]

Running the ball doesn't give us points! Throw the damn ball dangit!

[Sk8ermaiden]

Gah! You stupid, effing moron, can you shut your stupid effing mouth for two seconds? Maybe then you'll realize how astronomically WRONG you are. I really am beginning to understand you just yammer on about things you don't understand. :ignore:

[Raychel]

:(

[Cindy]

Do NOT act like you're all concerned about me driving in fog with less than a light pole of visibility. You never speak to me throughout the year do NOT start now. Fake fake fake!

[*Ashley*]

I WANT MY POWER BACK!! Please turn our power back on. PLEASE TURN OUR POWER BACK ON!!! It is MISERABLE!

[Renny]

I'm glad your suffering is over. Please watch over my girls from heaven.

[BrightEyes]

why do you keep starting early and then not ending early?????????????????

[Jaime]

Um, please do not e-mail me for the first time in like, a year, telling me that "I better vote for ___." Seriously? :disbelief: What about "Hey how's the family" or something, anything other than telling me who I have to vote for :talkhand:

And for the record, I had no intentions of voting for him anyhow, so your words are wasted on me :ignore:

I hope you didn't not want to hug me because I like, embarassed myself, or smelled bad or something :shuffle:

[*Jenn*]

marley, please stop being a little terror! :rollpin: yes, you're cute, but that only matters when you don't have your teeth sunken into my ankles. :hano:


and clif, i hate the fact that you got this stupid weekend job! my brother and new sister in law are going to be in town this weekend, and you can't come down because you have to work. this is the only time that we will get to see them, save for the holidays. they're coming all the way down from NY to spend time with us, and now you pull this. :fuming:

your cat won't even know who you are by the time he sees you again. :sigh:

[Jaime]

M.. You have no idea how happy you have just made me :excited:


A..you have no idea how irritating YOU are :talkhand: Give me a break, don't judge me just because I don't always have access to the same crap you do :doh:

[MsJessica07]

Still can't believe this...seriously. :doh:

Also, I need sleep!!! :yawn:

[BizBis]

Have I told you baby girl how much I love you? Even after two very hard days in the car, you still come over and give me kisses and hugs and cuddle. What a sweet baby you are. :sappy:

[~*Kate*~]

Dear Body,
If you could please hold off on the cramps and nausea until after class tonight, seeing as I've had a migraine for the last TWO classes and haven't been able to think straight, I would really, really appreciate it. Really. Seriously. Thanks.
Kate
PS. Seriously.

[*meghan*]

Dangit Sox! Don't let these ass clowns get ahead of you!

[Cindy]

a) Damn it. LET. US. HELP. YOU!!!!!

b) and YOU. YOU are absolutely pathetic!!

[*TanyaJeanne*]

:yawn:

[*Jenn*]

:disco: because the family contacted me back! i might have a full-time job soon! too bad it doesn't start until january. :waiting: guess its going to be a lean christmas for the people on my list this year. sorry guys. :happysigh:


i love the fact that you don't ask me how my day was, when i'm obviously stressed and having a panic attack basically, but you ask how our cat is. ok, yes, its nice to know that you love him and care for his well-being, but what about me? you loved me first. :shakefist: ok, i know that was a bit of an overreaction. but oh well.

[Raychel]

I am sooooooooooo hopeful that I am closer to solving this.

[BrightEyes]

A day full of "rhetoric" and "BS" taking me away from actually doing my job.

If he leaves i will end up having to do his job too

I don't want to do this anymore

[*Jenn*]

i don't want to go to work. :yawn:

[jillian]

yay?

[BizBis]

Seriously? You didn't tell me you were going to be here. You don't ever tell me or Jeff shit. So you wanting me to cancel my plans to go home just so I can "hang out with you and Grandpa" (which really means take care of Grandpa.)? Not going to happen. I barely like you, why would I want to spend all week with you? You chose to go to SIL and not here. You chose not to inform of your plans to be here. You think the world revolves around you and guess what- It doesn't. And I have already told you that you took on Grandpa- you get to take care of him. I tried to help you for TWO MONTHS and you shit all over me. So stick it.

[*Ashley*]

:kickrock: :mecry:

I am so miserable right now.

[BrightEyes]

how do i answer that email and turn one thign down without closing out something else.

please be in a better mood tonight... i understand you're stressed and you are allowed to be, I just miss my B.

[~*Kate*~]

I am FREEZING! :cold:

[Winter_Bride]

Sunshin-y, warm days are NOT good sick days :cough:

[hellobethie]

:gaah:
What a morning!

[Trinia]

I hate trains. Must you lay on the horn constantly the entire time you pass my house?

[~*Kate*~]

I could tear someone's head off right now. Yay AF.

[Mel]

this effin sucks.

[BizBis]

Stupid face. Why do you have to break out so badly when I am pregnant? Like I am not already feeling fat, but now I get to feel ugly too. Thanks. :shakefist:

[Jaime]

Dude, friend date tomorrow?!?! Why must I have two zits the size of Clarksburg on my face?? :gaah:

[*Ashley*]

:(

At least I got a good night's sleep last night! At least my parents have power!

[jenn2350]

Which do you want - someone to watch the front office or someone to make your deposit? It's not my fault the person that was supposed to take it didn't, and it's not my fault that you spend all your money you are supposed to use to pay bills. Don't sit there and tell me it's my fault that we won't get paid if I deposit $10k late when I am only supposed to be writing out the deposit. Why don't you make your other employee - the one who runs the errands - get off his ass and do his job.

Had I left to take that deposit yesterday there would have been 3 customers up here with no one to process the orders. You aren't going to be depositing any money at all if you lose all your customers.

:firemad: I want another job. I really want to be able to stay home and raise my baby. :hissyfit:

[BizBis]

SERIOUSLY?! Seriously?! I am so going to give you a new a-hole. I pay YOU RENT so that this CRAP ISN'T SOMETHING I HAVE TO PAY FOR. If you hadn't tried to cheap out on it the first 5 times, I wouldn't have to be paying for it now. I am calling the county and reporting your rear end. And if you make it out of this without a lawsuit, you should be VERY VERY surprised.

[~*Kate*~]

:gaah: You don't like it when I don't take the initiative and you don't like it when I don't! :banghead:

[*meghan*]

Why does everything have to be an argument with you? You are NOT always right! And frankly, your opinion sucks. Why do you argue with me about baseball? It's freakin' baseball, and you wouldn't know left field from the dugout.

[Sk8ermaiden]

I hate EVERYONE.

Or at least everyone who is WRONG on the INTERNETS. (But not here, cause MLW rocks.)

[Raychel]

FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCC CCKKKKKKKKKKKkkk YOU! Whoever outbid me. I have the other candle holder. I needed this one to match it! I thought how super lucky I was how I just happened to find it on ebay so randomly.

[Raychel]

omg there's another one!!!!!! If anyone outbids me when I'm not paying attention they will suffer!

[Jaime]

OMG OMG OMG :puke:

[Renny]

:pray: Let Michael have a safe flight. I'm one anxious mommma!

[BizBis]

:waiting:I had other stuff to do today that didn't include waiting on you guys to get here. Stuff like going to the store to get my poor daughter some more tylenol. You could at least call or return a call!

[Mel]

i don't know - got it? don't know....
please stop asking....

and no, its not from the backpack with two laptops, so stop blaming that. i only carried that for one day anyway!

[Cindy]

DON'T. START.

You are SOOOOO freaking annoying. Does everyone feel the same way about you as I do? :talkhand:

[*Gina*]

If there was a way to make you disappear from our lives, I would move mountains to make it happen. :mad:

[*meghan*]

Mr. High and Mighty:

I am not your insurance company. Stop asking me why your copay is so high. I.DON'T.KNOW.

Little Vietnamese ladies:

You are cute and sweet, but I don't understand a lick of Vietnamese. Please stop asking me questions in Vietnamese.

[*TanyaJeanne*]

:crossfing:

[MalibuStacy1982]

I cannot stand his dad. And i DONT want to go have dinner there tonight!

[~Tala~]

I hate allergies. :(

[~*Kate*~]

I never thought I'd be saying "Thank god for T.O." week after week! :gaah:

[*Ashley*]

You are unbelievable. No, we didn't drive back to your house after driving there initially to clean out your fridge. You were in Hawaii, there were 3 hour lines for gas, AND IT IS NOT OUR FRIDGE! The fact that you bitched because you expected us to drop everything is unbelievable. We drove out there, the afternoon after it passed, checked everything and got up in your attic to check your roof. I threw away your milk and ice cream, but since you were so sure you always get power back, we didn't throw anything else away since it had been less than 24 hours. Sorry you still didn't have power today and it smelled -- ours didn't exactly smell like roses, thanks.

You're appalling. We drove your blower out to you, which you won't use tonight, because we borrowed it and needed to give it back. We did not drive out there to clean your fridge. I would NEVER ask you or my parents to do that. IT IS NOT OUR RESPONSIBILITY, just like it would not be yours or my parents!!!!

[MrsRea]

Everything you do these days pisses me off...

[Mel]

i really hope you are as good as you have been made out to be and can help me........ :crossfing:

[BizBis]

Look MIL- It is only my responsiblity to make sure you get the money for the phone bill. You didn't effing pay it. You never effing pay it. And now I don't have phone service. And I am P-I-S-S-E-D. I can't afford to put more money on the phone bill, we just gave you effing 200 for the bill and you didn't put it on there. As usual. So I went online and did it my damn self and you're only getting 100 out of the appalling 600 you owe. BIL and I can not afford to keep bailing you out b/c you can't stop shopping on QVC. It isn't our fault you have decided to move 3 times in the past year. While it is your money and you can do whatever you please, don't expect me to keep paying 200 every month. The deal was 100 a month. That is all you're getting. Get your act together. I understand you were run out of town for the hurricane and etc etc etc, but guess what- you can pay the bill by CALLING customer service. You're such an idiot. I am so sick of your shit.

[*Jenn*]

PLEASE email me back. :innocent:

[Cindy]

YOU are so ridiculously annoying, oblivious, and incredibly UNPROFESSIONAL. For the last 2 years, every e-mail you send me is addressed as Mrs. I reply to them as Miss. Read and comprehend it, you stupid b***h.

Furthermore, do NOT come in and interrupt my class you twit. :smack:

[*Gina*]

A time machine would come in SO handy right now. :evillaugh:

[*Diane*]

Can it be true that, finally after all this time, I will get to meet 2, count them TWO of my imaginary friends in one week???? :twirl:

[*Gina*]

:heee:

:glomp:

[Winter_Bride]

:overreact:

[*Jenn*]

i love you, little boy. :mushy: :sappy: you put a smile on my face throughout the day, and you're always there to kiss me when i need it. i know that you miss daddy, but don't worry - it won't be long before we're all together! :)

[BrightEyes]

I'm ready for 12 noon, please. let this event be over.

[*Jenn*]

WHAT THE EFF?!?! WHO THE F*CK IS USING MY DEBIT CARD??? :fuming:

[BizBis]

Please please please please!!!!!!!!!!!!! :crossfing:

[BrightEyes]

yay went well and now i can relax for a day.

[BizBis]

Thank you thank you thank you thank you!!!

[*Ashley*]

YOU annoy the fuck out of me. So do you.

I hate working with both of you, and her.

[*Jenn*]

ok, ok. DEAR BANK,

sending $100 from my savings to my checking to "protect me" from accruing an overdraft fee of $35 is nice, yes. But then charging me a $10 "overdraft protection transfer fee" is EFFING RIDICULOUS!


i am going to be changing banks. thank you. HAVE A NICE EFFING DAY.

[serda23]

I miss you, and I thought of you a lot throughout the day.

[*Jenn*]

happy [kindof] birthday, baby!


you're four months old today! i love you, my little snugglebug! :mushy:

[Mel]

thank you thank you thank you!!!

[BrightEyes]

ugh.

[~*Kate*~]

This deodorant smells weird.

[Winter_Bride]

Why do I ALWAYS leave my registration until the last minute?? :disbelief:

[*Ashley*]

Sorry, but after the stunt you pulled on Sunday I have a hard time feeling sorry for you. You "don't feel good" because it's hot in your house because you don't have power -- WAH. You were in Hawaii for two weeks and have lived three days with no power. We've lived 12 and counting.

You guys drive me nuts. As soon as I think I can like you again and get along with you, you annoy the fuck out of me and we go back to square one.

[Cindy]

a) wrist, stop hurting. I'm wearing the damn brace as instructed. Throbbing pain is not a trade off for numbness.
b) AF - finish and go the hell away.
c) get it together, missy.
d) and as for you. :hug: You're just awesome, and I :heart: you.

[*Jenn*]

please, i really need this job. PLEASE email me back.

and if you did find someone else to do the job, please, just EMAIL ME AND TELL ME, don't just cease all contact.

[BizBis]

Heartburn already?!?!?! :shakefist:Dang it. But I bet you have just as much hair as your sister!! :giggle:

[RadishWife]

I wish I could talk to you again but you have changed too much. It is not about your sexual orientation but about how wild you are now, you are a mommy be there for those kids your time to be out there doing crazy things has passed, be a safe harbor for those kids this is about them now.

[Jaime]

Okay so I can't wait until you go back to work on Monday. You are seriously getting on my last nerve.

And you are being a drama queen. I find you annoying :talkhand: If you want to whine, just whine, don't be passive aggressive about it.

And I miss you :( I can't wait until you get back!

And I hope your surgery goes okay :shuffle:

[BrightEyes]

i don't even know what to think anymore. no one knows what they are doing.

[BizBis]

All right. I was okay with the trash the neighbor dogs put literally all the way down the street. I was a little more ticked about the stupid AC going out again. But I am REALLY REALLY pissed that my effing dryer isn't working. I give up. Can I have another day already?:shakefist:

[jillian]

Fuck you car!

[*Jenn*]

:woohoo: thank you for finally emailing me back!

and please please read between the lines when i say that i can meet with you this weekend, but next week would be MUCH better for me. please don't mess up this weekend! i haven't seen my boyfriend in two weeks. i miss him. :mushy:

[BizBis]

Stupid effing dogs at 3 AM. WHY do you have to pick my house to terrorize?! And stupid effing cat at 5 AM! I :heart: you but I will seriously kick your booty outside if you continue to do this. I NEED SLEEP.

[Bri]

Just shut up. Half the crap coming out of your mouth isn't very nice today. You're kind of making me want to go into work on my day off. Quit being a jerk so we can enjoy this day off together. Thanks.

[*Ashley*]

Dear Darvocet,

Please kick in, and soon. The numbing stuff is quickly wearing off and my toe is starting to hurt :(

Thank you,

me

[*Ashley*]

You irritate me. Yes, I understand tomorrow is football day. I'm giving you the entire UT football game, and having you just meet me! I know it's in the Woodlands, I get it -- it's a hike to get there.

However, your parents live what, 15 minutes from there? If we were meeting them you'd go in a heartbeat. We didn't see my nieces and nephew the last time they were in town, and I want to see them and I want you to come with me. There will be games on at the bar! Can't you please just stop being a stubborn jerk about this for once and go?

[*TanyaJeanne*]

I love you and don't know what I would do without you. :heart:

[*Ashley*]

Thank you for agreeing and not being a butt head!!

[~Sara~]

FINALLY!!!!! :bliss:

[Jaime]

:hyper:

[*Ashley*]

Pain meds, please kick :( You've been out of my system for four hours and that knocking of the toe on the orthopedic shoe made me cry and I'd really like you to kick in now, okay?

[*Jenn*]

:blah: :duh: :hano:

seriously! we're all out of high school now. stop with all the petty bullshit and drama. stop going behind people's backs, trying to start shit and get a rise out of people. stop gossiping, stop being so goddamn immature! this is the reason that NO ONE IS HANGING OUT WITH YOU ANYMORE. because all you do is TALK SHIT about her! no, i don't like her either, but you know what? i got over it. YOU NEED TO TOO! :rolleyes:

[Renny]

I HATE this house! Your brothers are complete f'ing losers!!!! Yes maybe you could take care of it but well when you get physically threatned and my child is getting yelled at by your dumb ass brother YES I am going to step in... he wants to take it out back I will show him someone in this piss ass house will take it back there, hit me I really don't care because your ass will have my mark on it while I'm going down. (BIL not hubby)

BIL- don't ask me to piss on you if you catch fire, I'll watch you burn before I waste precious pee!

[jillian]

I want you home right now.

[*Ashley*]

What you said to me last night, MIL, was the most insulting thing I think you've ever said to me. "He never drank like this when he lived with us." Um, I'm sorry, so my husband comes home drunk after watching a football game, I'm not there with him and it's my fault? Is that what you were implying to me? He did when he lived with you, actually, you were just asleep when he got home so you never knew. When I tried to explain that and you cut me off and just kept saying that he never did when he lived with you was so insulting I can't even handle it. I want to email you about it, but I know it will just cause problems. And beyond that, he doesn't drink that often. He was out with his guy friends yesterday, he's more than allowed to have a good time if he wants to.

I can't understand why you treat me the way you do. I offered for you to stay with us while your power was out, invited you to come with us last night -- the works. Why do you treat me like this? I was nothing but nice to you yesterday and have been nothing but nice to you. One time I was snippy, and I immediately apologized. That's it. Nothing I have ever done warrants you making me feel that way.

[serda23]

:shuffle: But I really think ice cream would make me feel better. :mope:

[*Jenn*]

little boy, you really amaze me with how adorable and loving you are sometimes. :mushy:

[Jaime]

Seriously?? I missed that?! :doh:

I am not going to talk about it because I will jinx it. So this is me, not talking about it. So fly on out, little resume. :lookaround:

[BrightEyes]

i don't want to be here, I don't want to answer phones. I'm glad everyone else gets to have the day off and leave me here.

stop asking me about classes i told you about a year ago or suddenly want in the program.

what is UP with you digestive system????

[*Jenn*]

PLEASE let this interview go well!

i feel sick in my stomach just thinking about it. :dontknow:

[*Jenn*]

ARE YOU FREAKING KIDDING ME?! :fuming:

this is the second time you've set up an interview time and then fucking bailed out half hour beforehand. I HAVE AN EFFING LIFE! i don't have time to just sit around and wait for you to contact me back "when you get the chance" and NO, I'm NOT FREAKING AVAILABLE NEXT WEEKEND! you know why?!? because i sat around all fucking weekend, sitting by the computer, waiting for your email so that we could set up an interview, because you said it would be that weekend. and when i finally get an email from you? "monday is good for me; i'll call you, ok?" NO. monday is not "this weekend" you're REALLY FREAKING PISSING ME OFF. "let's connect next weekend; hows friday or saturday?" BI*CH! STOP EFFING TOYING WITH ME! SET UP AN INTERVIEW TIME, AND F*CKING STICK WITH IT! :fuming:



i'm so freaking done.

[*Jenn*]

i'm seriously going to fu*king KILL YOU. i'm really not even kidding.



i'm not going to email you back right now. because i swear i will fly off the freaking handle and cuss you out. i am going to go to sleep, calm down a little bit, and then MAYBE email you back.

"are you available friday or saturday?"
"yes, i am available friday after 5pm."
"well i don't fly in until late. friday would be 10pm or later. how's saturday AM?"



IF FRIDAY WAS NOT A GOOD DAY FOR YOU, DON'T OFFER IT!!!!!!!! GOD I SERIOUSLY WANT TO FREAKING STRANGLE YOUR RIGHT NOW. :fuming:



i swear to god woman, if i am jumping through all of these freaking hoops for you, and i don't even get this job, i will go freaking insane. and probably not be able to hold my tongue. seriously. :banghead: :smack: :firemad: :curse: :talkhand: :chainsaw:

[TenThirteen]

No, I will not dress up like a dominatrix because you feel you're owed it. I didn't marry you perv...get over it.

[*Ashley*]

Toe, please stop hurting. And if you're going to hurt, then please let the pain med stop making me sick. I only took ONE. I ate breakfast AND had a biscuit when I got to work, so any day now would be great.

[*TanyaJeanne*]

What the heck is up with my ear?! :(

[*Ashley*]

Oh my gosh I need a nap in the WORST WAY.

[~*Kate*~]

TOO MUCH TO DO.

I'm not wasting time on MLW-- I'm multi-tasking while things upload elsewhere. :hehe:

[~Sara~]

Please, please, please, please let this pass. :pray: It's no fun worrying about job security :sniff:

[*Ashley*]

I'm tired. My foot hurts. I want to go home.

So, if 5 could go ahead and get here so I can run to the pharmacy and get my thyroid, then drop off clothes at the drycleaner and make it home to put on my PJ's and eat dinner that would be PEACHY.

[~*Kate*~]

If you would email me back and you would go to sleep, I could start writing this paper or at least take a shower. :gaah:

[*meghan*]

:gaah: to all of the PITAs today. I just want to go home and see my husband.

[*Jenn*]

why i am having anxiety attacks over a wedding that i'm not even engaged for?!? :tearhair:

[Winter_Bride]

Epic. It's not even October yet, and Christmas is already getting ruied :disbelief:

[Julie]

Please someone hire me or AT LEAST call me for a freaking interview!!!

[MalibuStacy1982]

I'm pretty positive planning our wedding is more important the video gaming. I swear i wish your xbox360 AND your computer would completely melt and you could never have another.

[*Jenn*]

PLEASE let this go well.


i truly do not want to become obsessive about this all again. :sigh: please, i don't know how he can help, but he wants to, and i want him to; please let us figure something out.

[TenThirteen]

You. Suck. Balls.

[BrightEyes]

I don't want either choice.

and that applies to many different things.

[Cindy]

Go. to. hell.

If you're going to talk about me and my friends, be out of earshot. I'm so glad the rest of the building isn't as bitchy as you are. Nothing ever pleases you and you are certainly never wrong. I don't know why you haven't been teacher of the universe or something.

Do something with that hair. You look ridiculous.

[*Jenn*]

panic attacks, and mild OCD; plus trying to overcome a lifelong battle with anorexia. now post-traumatic stress disorder from the car accident?!


i feel like i'm just f*cking melting into a puddle of nothingness. i don't know how to control any of this. :mecry:

[jillian]

Go away.

[Cindy]

:mecry: I :heart: you. If you're having problems, go to the Dr. If anything happened to you, I don't know what I'd do.

[*Jenn*]

:bawling:

[Angela]

You, ya nosey beeyotch...mind your own business. We're doing what's best for us and Addi. Screw you. It's not the 1950's anymore.

And Gram, I'm getting SO TIRED of the friggin' drama. No one invites you to anything because 1. you'll come up with an excuse as to why you can't go at the last minute and 2. no one wants to listen to your constant bitching and moaning. Get over it. If you want to have birthday cake with her, then get her another one. Sheesh.

[*Ashley*]

I'm sick of working.

[coffeeaddict77]

im so done with it all....i want to be a stay at home girlfriend. a career is way over rated.

oh and ps body you better be down 3 lbs by monday. these intensive workouts and no food are resulting in nothing but a gain! grrr

[*meghan*]

You are a crazy old bat. Generic drugs will not kill you because if that was the case, you'd have been dead a long time ago. You take generic drugs every day because you don't want to pay for the brand! Make up your mind :crazy:

[*TanyaJeanne*]

Boo :cough: This sucks.

[Jaime]

Please call me for an interview. Someone. Anyone! Please!

[MsJessica07]

Someone explain to me how I am supposed to get to work next Sunday! :gaah:

[Jaime]

Being molested should not define who I am. I always think that tomorrow will be the day that I don't think about it. That will be the one time that I don't wake up in the morning and think about what two vile men did to me. But yet I always do.

I hate that it is 2 am and instead of sleeping, I am having a full on anxiety attack about having my annual pap smear on Tuesday. All because being on that table, exposed, will bring back memories that no one should have.

And I wish that I had the kind of friends that you could call at 2 AM when you are crying and shaking. But I don't yet, but I hope to one day.

[MsJessica07]

:pray:

[Mel]

:crossfing:

[jillian]

We haven't seen each other, much less talked, in over 10 years. Why am I so surprised you're not the person I'd thought you be? Why did I just assume you'd end up having a similar life as me? I shouldn't let this bother me, but it is.

[*meghan*]

(Assumes best Chandler Bing impression)

Could this day BE any slower? I really want to go home!

[Jaime]

Yeah why would this time be any different than the last 40 times? :rolleyes: I am not falling for this one!

[jillian]

Comcast you can suck my balls.

[*Ashley*]

Tummy, please stop hurting. I'm miserable and I can't get comfortable. I need to pick up the house but I can't stay out of a curled up position long enough to do that.

[Mel]

:bliss:

[*Ashley*]

Okay stomach, seriously? I didn't get to sleep until after midnight because of you, you hurt all night so I could only sleep on my stomach, and I wake up with this?

[~*Kate*~]

Oh, I can see you and I are NOT going to get along.

[Jaime]

I know I shouldn't let it known when my feelings are hurt :blah: but yeah, they are hurt :mope:

And I think that the lack of jobs here is a total crock of :crap: Seriously. I want a job because I am bored!

And you hurt my feelings too :mecry:

:ignore:

[*Jenn*]

please let this interview go well! oh, and not have her ditch me at the last moment, too would be great. :sigh:

[~Sara~]

:sigh: Sickness, go away. Now.

[*Jenn*]

:duh: on me for misinterpreting your emails to think that this was an ACTUAL interview, not just a phone interview. now i'm all dressed up with nowhere to go, lol.

:disco: for meeting the family on thursday! job? yes, please? :crossfing:

[Jaime]

I hope I didn't make you mad at me :mecry: I didn't mean to if I did :(

[BrightEyes]

Please stop nipping and biting. I hate to use the spray bottle but it is the only way you will listen. Other than that, you're a cute little guy.

[Jaime]

I am going to unplug this computer and just be done with the whole thing.

Stick a fork in me.

I am done!

[BizBis]

Stupid EFFING FLEAS!!!!! AND STUPID CAT FOR GOING OUTSIDE AND BRINGING THEM IN HERE! I've tried everything I can. I can't leave- my battery in my car died, so I can't even go get more bombs for the house. My poor daughter has been eaten alive. So no, EFFING CAT, you can NOT come back inside. And dear dear SIL, please call me back, so that I can get a jump and go to the freakin' store and get enough bombs that not a single flea will even THINK about showing its face. This is disgusting and I'm sick of it. We are clean people, why us?! Stupid cat. :shakefist:

[TenThirteen]

I'm sorry my Professor Trelawney hair scares you today. I'm only human. Next time, I'll wash my hair in the morning.

[jenn2350]

OMG get off your high horse you smug son of a bitch. It is NOT my FUCKING job!!!! You let him walk out so YOU fix it!!! Give me that shit one more time and you will have a serious FUCKING problem.

[*Jenn*]

dustin and i had a pretty serious talk about you. and i agree with him on everything. you have the worst ego, and it only shows itself when we're around your friends. you crave attention from them. and we talked about how unfair this all is for me. we've been together for nearly three years, and the romance is DEAD. dead. you got me flowers one time, 4 1/2 months into our relationship, for my birthday. you took me to the rainforest cafe for our two year anniversary, because i told you to and i made all of the arrangements; otherwise we would have done NOTHING. i am so SICK of giving and giving and giving everything that i have into this relationship, and receiving nothing in return. i am so done with this. do you know that i am actually JEALOUS of dustin and kristen's relationship? are you serious?! they've been together for not even two months.

i am so over pouring my heart and soul into something, when i never get anything in return. you are sucking the life out of me, seriously. i am so DONE with giving you ultimatums, and hearing your promise over and over that things will get better; they never do. i deserve so much more than this back and forth never getting anywhere never keeping your promises bullshit. you've said that "going on a break" is stupid. well we ARE going on a break, so that you can seriously reevaluate your priorities, and how i fit into them. and you say "going on a break is stupid, you might as well break up." well if that is your opinion, than we will be breaking up. atleast until you can get your head out of your ass long enough to finally realize how much you're hurting me.

[~*Kate*~]

If you had not flinched as if you'd been shot, I never even would have noticed it was you walking out of Wal-Mart. And even if I had realized it was you, the most I would have done would be smile and say hello. You are THIRTY now. THIRTY! And yet you are still every bit the moron you were at 17. That is sad. We have a ton of friends in common and by all rights should be friends too, but that's not ever going to happen b/c apparently I still retain cooties I somehow caught in high school. :sarcasticclap:

Also, if we are going to be immature here? You are going bald. :pfft2: Karma's a bitch, buddy.

[*Jenn*]

i'm really glad that i found the balls to send you that message. copy paste, its as simple as that.

now its 100% up to you as to where [if anywhere] we go from here.

[That Girl]

Looking at you two together is like watching someone getting a boil removed from their ass........GROSS!!!!!!!!! :yuck::teehee:

[Jaime]

Really? :hyper: Really? :excited: REALLY? :jump4joy:

[*Jenn*]

i'm sorry my little bubby, but we have to go back to the vet's today. and yes, you have to ride in your carrier. i know usually when we ride in the car i let you sit in my lap and look out the window, but we're going on the beltway, so you have to go in your carrier; please don't cry too much, it'll break my heart. it's not my fault, by the way. this all could have been done and over with a LONG time ago, but the vet who saw you said the second set of shots was OPTIONAL, but now the lady at the front desk says otherwise. sorry, little boy. :hug99::cuddle:

[*TanyaJeanne*]

It would be REALLY great if I could feel better soon!

[BizBis]

I'm sorry but I paid to get the phone turned back on last time. I'm sick of paying for your overages when I barely USE MY PHONE! I talk to my husband, child, and mother. Woo. And they're all on our network, so it DOESN'T COST ANYTHING. So eff you. No. You and Jason need to pay for the MASSIVE amounts of time you spend on the phone. It is an $800 freakin bill. And just to remind you? The agreement wasn't us paying $168 every month. It was $100. And Jason's agreement was he was going to pay $50. So, when we pay that, how many more minutes are you using that our bill is $800?! I don't have time for this crap.

[Jaime]

It's official :love:

[*Ashley*]

The amount of money we have lost in the stock market makes me physically ill. Market, turn around please. Seriously. This is not good.

[*meghan*]

What part of "NO" don't you understand? No means no!

[Mel]

information that would have been helpful - YESTERDAY!!!
there is nothing i can do now when the appt is in 12 hrs...
so i'm going to have to cancel and that is just sad :mope:

[*Jenn*]

my little boy is IN PAIN! because you put his rabies shot in the wrong spot! i swear to god, if ANYTHING happens to him because of your stupid dumbass not paying attention to ANYTHING self, i WILL sue you to get all of his medical expenses, and i swear on YOUR GRAVE that if ANYTHING harmful happens to him, YOU WILL BE SORRY! :fuming::curse::firemad::chainsaw:



little boy, mommy is sooooo sorry that you're hurting. :console: i wish there was something that i could do to make you feel better. :petting:

[*Ashley*]

Dear today,

This has been a very, very long week. If you could please hurry up and be over, that would be FABULOUS.

And, because it's that time of the year:

OU SUCKS!

GO LONGHORNS!

[serda23]

:tearhair:

[KimC625]

Oh life...this past week as a timeline...


:cabbagepatch:Sat night 10/4...ENGAGED!!!

:yuck:Sun morning 10/5...WAKE UP w/ SORE THROAT!!!

:cough:Mon morning 10/6...SORE THROAT & BAD HEAD COLD!!!

:hissyfit:10/6 through today...STILL SICK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

WTF!!!!!!!!!

Lord, PLEASE give me a break! Can't something great happen in my life without immediately being followed by something crappy?? :curse:

[*Ashley*]

You being a b*tch to ME when I'm not drunk and your son is is BULLSH*T. If he doesn't say something, I'm at the point where I'm going to. He is a grown man and I shouldn't have to apologize for him. YOU shouldn't be a b*tch to me and should realize how horrible your behavior is.

Oh, and when I said, the frisbee is fine on the grass and you still threw it up on the porch? You will not win this control battle, trust me.

[nikkiscott]

I am your wife. Treat me like your wife, not your maid, not your mom. Your effin wife. THats what I am. Talk to me, and share things with me. DOn't hold it all in and then expect things to happen. Then SHIT like last night happen. I am tired of about everything at this point.

THINGS NEED TO CHANGE

[serda23]

:sniff: Am I invisible?

[*Ashley*]

I should be in bed right now, so I think I will go.

[~Sara~]

:heee:

[*Jenn*]

why am i so burned out?? :bored2: :swoon:

[HisBlue]

You are so totally mean. You KNEW I wanted like 4 kids before we got married and I agreed to two... now you are saying you only want the one? That's CRAP :gaah: James needs a brother or sister, I"m SO SORRY you feel you are too old for it... maybe you should have thought of that before you married me.

[johnsdeere]

Why are you having me do this if you know exactly how you want it done? Wouldn't it be easier that way? Seriously?

I hate being effing creative...it's not how I am. I hate it!!! Ugh!!!!!

Please don't give me creative things in the future...

[*Ashley*]

Please, feel free to go F*CK yourself. Both of you. I busted my ass 12 hours a day for three days (one was for well over 12) yet I "didn't train well" on a job I learned was mine in January for a cook off in February. F*CK YOU. I didn't need that tonight.

Mom please be okay. Now you have me scared.

I can't handle all this. I need to call in sick one day this week.

[serda23]

:brow: Is it possible that you really, seriously don't realize how self-centered and impossible you are? You're asking me to do something I do not have to... It should be considered a "favor" and you should be sucking up to me big time to fit it into my schedule. Instead? You're actually telling me when I'm allowed to do everything else I need to do today, so that your stupid little project can be top priority. Seriously? Whatever lady. eff off. You are just plain not that important. Get over yourself.

[*Ashley*]

:mecry: :sniff:

:badday:

[~*Kate*~]

The point of you taking the afternoon off, I thought, was so that you could get this damn project finished without taking away from your family time. Hanging out with me for an hour while I take care of my own shit and then leaving until bedtime is not exactly what I expected when you described this idea. And no, bringing the boys over there so that I can argue with Thomas for three hours about why he can't "help" does not sound like fun. Sorry.

[~Sherry~]

:yawn: Why can't I snap my fingers and have my house in order :complain:

[*Jenn*]

i want to be out of this house! :tempertantrum: this house is a freaking PIGSTY! i can't deal with this. i clean my room every day. but if i so much as TOUCH the living room, even to just freaking vaccuum it, you freak out! DIRTY HOUSES FREAK ME OUT, AND THEY DRIVE ME CRAZY! ESPECIALLY WHEN I HAVE TO LIVE IN IT! get up off your butt and run the vacuum, seriously. and no, the cleaning people coming every other week is NOT "enough", as you seem to think. all they do is vacuum and wipe things down. this clutter and random sh*t is making me pull my hair out, seriously. :disbelief:

:deadhorse:

[*Stacie*]

I am so happy you are both here!! I love you both so much!!!

:heart: your Auntie Stacie

[BrightEyes]

No i don't mind at all that you are staying home sick and we have to reschedule, because i don't think I have the mental sharpness to talk about this project anyway. :) That said, hope you feel better.

Puppy, please start sleeping in a little bit soon... and start telling us you need to go outside. You are such a good puppy otherwise though and even with those two things... you're pretty far ahead.

Ugh.

[Raychel]

Today on Things That Are Not Going to End Well: My hair.

[jillian]

That's it! You're selfish and I can no longer be your friend. I was starting to think I would look back in 10 years and wish we still talked. Now I realize I'm going to look around me in 10 years and be glad I have only amazing friends.

[TenThirteen]

You expect me to uproot my entire life for you?

Yeah. I guess I'll live with it. It doesn't mean I won't hate you for a while.

[That Girl]

GOD!! YOU ARE SUCH A F***ING IDIOT!!!!!!!!! Get rid of that dead weight already!!! Stupid, stupid, stupid!!!!! :smack::smack::smack:

[*Jenn*]

:sigh:

[*Ashley*]

Come on Friday! I'm ready for the weekend! Come on 5:15, I am outta here for the day!

[Mel]

please be willing to be a ref! i know you haven't forgotten me and how proud you were when i graduated....
please love how awesome i am and interview me so i can prove it more and offer me the position with enough money that i can happily do this b/c it is an awesome opportunity!

[*Jenn*]

i miss you. i can't wait to see you! :mushy:

[Renny]

:sigh: :happysigh:

[Kimberly]

I don't know why I am still friends with you. You never seem to make the time for things that I invite you to . . . you "forget" about it. I am so over that.

[*Ashley*]

I will put money on the fact that you're pregnant by THIS January. Getting off the pill and just "pulling out?" Oh yes, you're going to be, but I think you WANT to be because I know you don't want to work.

[Maria 05]

you are amazing my darling I love you so much you are so thoughtful and I am sorry I am being so difficult but thank you for understanding.

[*meghan*]

For the 15th time, I don't have the vacuum cleaner. We gave it to another bagger boy up front earlier and I haven't gotten it back. Stop asking me for it!

And ankle, please stop hurting. I know you are pissed at me for standing on you for the majority of 12 hours today, but really, I have to make it through 2 more days of work this weekend. Thanks.

[Kathy]

Could you PLEASE keep your foaming-at-the-mouth dogs away from our house?? Ick!!!

[Raychel]

Holy crap I think I iz bored of the internetz

[~Sherry~]

You better not have hidden anything from me. I swear to God I will not be happy and you will feel the wrath of thy pregnant self.

[*Ashley*]

I'm sick of cleaning. I am sick of it! I know I've done a really good job of it, but I wanted to just half ass it!

edit: and I :heart: Nerds candy. Soo good.

[*Jenn*]

:hano:

[~Sherry~]

Ugh. You can be so annoying sometimes.

Oh shit. I should start the roast! :doh: Darn pregnancy brain! It's bad enough I forget stuff without having that on top of it :doh: :doh:

[Mel]

i don't wanna make the brownies! :hissyfit:

[*meghan*]

I wish you would call me. I have faith that everything will be okay.

[~Sherry~]

:drool: Itttt smeelllls soooo gooooddd...

Also. :complain: HEAD!! Why are you HURTING?! :confused:

[Mel]

i rock :bow2:


and puhlease make this all work out somehow...

[Renny]

:happysigh:

[Slugsmama]

Just stop it already!

[~Sherry~]

I suppose..

Since I cleaned Friday and it smelled purty..then you cleaned last night and made it smell purty...I will clean and do the dishes before you get home, and dinner will be ready and yummy...I suppose..but only because you're awesome to me.

[Bri]

Dear back, please please please stop hurting. I LOVED doing the walk today, but oh man. You are causing me some serious discomfort.

Oh. And.

DEAR RED SOX, PLEASE WIN!

[*Ashley*]

Dear mind -- please get it together. Thank you.

[Bri]

Okay headache, you can really go away now! I'm kinda tired of you hanging out. I WILL take advil before bed and you WILL go away and NOT be there when I wake up in the morning.

Body, please please PLEASE don't be too sore in the morning.

Red Sox, EFFING WIN!!!!!!

Paper, please write yourself.

[thefuturemrsgoss]

Why don't you have an opinion? furniture won't pick itself out. Neither will paint. Come ON!

And WHY IS THERE A $1,900 TV on my registry? and a $800 DVD player? and a CAMO CROCKPOT???? AND A DEER STAND????

I SHALL KILL YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!

[thefuturemrsgoss]

mother in law- quit tryin to plan my wedding. i'm the one who wanted to elope. Remember?

[Maria 05]

:bawling::smack::tempertantrum::firemad::hammer: :hammer2::crybaby::mecry:

That's pretty much how I feel

[KimC625]

Dear work,

Why do you suck so much?? And why do I feel like the only sucker that shows up while everyone else calls out sick and take vacation days on the busiest days!?! :tearhair: And on top of that, it is F-ing FREEZING in here!!! :cold: What the hell.... :curse:

[~Sherry~]

I'm so lazy today :hissyfit:

[That Girl]

OH..........SON OF A BITCH!!!!! :bricks:

[~Sherry~]

Maybe it wasn't that bad :bag:

[BrightEyes]

I used all my energy on the weekend and now I just want to sleep.

READ YOUR DAMN EMAILS ALL THE WAY THROUGH CHILDREN.

[Mel]

:shakefist:

and woah - wasn't expecting that ending!

[Vanessaness]

:tearhair: :ohreally: I'm sick and tired of lying manipulative teenagers!!:hammer2:

[Mel]

:smack: stupid fly and your stupid fly friend!!!!!

[*Jenn*]

WOMAN! i am interviewing for a monday - friday, 8am to 6pm job. why are you emailing me all of the sudden asking if i can do a "trial-run" on a SATURDAY, from 6 to 11PM?!?! :fuming:

this weekend is our big anniversary weekend. three years! that's big for someone my age, alright? and now i feel like i HAVE to go and do this for you, or i won't get the job! i feel bad even asking clif if we can do our big dinner the night before, or the night after, because OF COURSE it NEEDS to be saturday! when we were planning on going out! and seriously, if i don't get this job, i AM going to KILL YOU for this. :smack:


ok, now i'm crying for no reason. :sigh: YOU DON'T DO THIS TO SOMEONE! :bignono::disbelief: